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I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.

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His morning coffee part 2 (a suggestions)

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aliens in a star trek/space type setting that are giant insect people or something equally non-human, use neutral pronouns and aren't particularly sexually dimorphic - until you meet one that goes by she/her. she looks exactly like all the others but she has a little bow glued to her carapace, minnie mouse style

upon questioning, her species doesn't have a concept of gender but when she met humans she decided to be a woman. "it just seemed like fun!"

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The Decepticons finding a random human on the Nemesis and, not knowing what humans are, start treating it the same way humans treat a mouse: With mixed reactions of terror and affection.

Con No.1: What is that?

Con No.2: It’s an organic, most likely a native to this planet.

Con No.1: Yeah, I can see that, what’s it doing on the ship?

Con No.2: Probably just wiggled its way in while looking for food.

Con No.3: Why is it, like…us shaped? The organics on every other planet I’ve visited were all quadrupedal or had tentacles and stuff.

Con No.2: You know how some organics can imitate others as a form of camouflage? It’s most likely just mimicking us so it can “blend in”.

Con No.1: It doesn’t look anything like us!

Con No.2: Yeah. To us. It probably thinks it’s doing great. Why else would it be wandering around so freely?

Cut to ten kliks later as those same cons are trying to coax the human into a little box so they can put it back outside. One is stood on a stool wielding a broom while one is trying to tempt it forward with an energon snack.

Con No.2: *in a baby voice* Come on, little one, into the crate. There’s some food in there for you and then we can get you back outside.

Con No.1: *disgusted and deadpan* Please, oh, please, stop with the sparkling voice, please, I beg you…

Con No.3: *balancing precariously on the stool* Just grab it-!!

Con No.2: Shut up, I’m trying to get it to trust me!

Human: *suspiciously edges forward*

Con No.2: That’s it, come on!

Human: *comes forward enough that the Con can touch them*

Con No.1: Oh, ew, please don’t touch it-…

Con No.3: Oh, I hate the way it moves!

Con No.2: *gently scritching* Hiya, little one. You’re a bit lost, huh? Let’s get you outside. *picks the human up*

Con No.3: No!! That’s so gross!

Con No.2: Stop whinging, I can wash my servos! You’re frightening the poor thing. *opens the airlock to the Earth outside and walks out onto the grass*

Con No.1: Be sure to put it down away from the ship, I don’t want it coming back on.

Con No.2: Yeah, I know. *sets the human down and holds out the energon snack* There you go, little one, back home.

Human: *takes the energon*

Con No.2: *pats the human’s head, turns and walks back on the ship*

Con No.3: Can you wash your servos before you touch anything else, please? Primus knows what diseases that thing is probably carrying!

Con No.1: Well, that’s a whole afternoon we’re not getting back, great job team, hit the washracks…

The Autobot Human Ally outside who now suddenly understands what a bug feels like: What the Fuck just happened???

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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

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Metal amy!

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finally finished jason so i can post the hades art i mentioned here lmaoo

i'm more of a silly doodle kind of guy so fully lined/rendered stuff.... aigh

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can y'all believe i drew a fully rendered hades (game) style phantom yesterday and then followed it up with this

edit: hades art in question

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I need more Sonic Boom Shadamy and I NEED IT NOW!

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fuck it *finnishes your arcane*

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Man, this was an epiphany, A CALL OF THE ART, I have no idea if anyone else has done this but it popped into my head at 4am in the middle of the flu of my life, and I needed to make it real, my chemical romance has been the only thing keeping me alive this month lmao

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Some old art of Fenton family bonding time with the boys.

I'm a sucker for father/son dynamics.

(I blame "A Goofy Movie".)

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These four idiots (they're not idiots, they're smarter than I'll ever be)

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Your OC drawn?

A little while back I offered a free drawing of people's OCs on the condition that I can use them as background characters for a Tangled/Vat7K fanfic I'm working on. Now that some people have responded I can show examples! I still need some more, after all! (Trans, older or multiple OCs are very welcome!)

If you are interested, please DM me your OC and choose a color:

Thank you!