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Joshua Dun from Twenty One Pilots
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favorite ice cream flavor?
Favorite ice cream flavor hmmm probably rocky road it's like super snazzy in every way possible
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In Case You Need This Today
you are not a failure
you are not a waste of space
you are loved
you are wanted
i believe in you
YOU CAN DO IT!!
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I FINALLY GOT MY FUCKING UKULELE IM SCREAMING
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How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
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Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
ask me anything, i’ll answer it
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*does laundry but like in a punk way*
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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best thing i’ve seen all day
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I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME
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I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
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For those who don't understand social anxiety:
-It is not cute
-It is hell
-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad
-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds
-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it
-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you
-Social anxiety SUCKS
-It keeps you from doing things you want to do
-It makes you feel like shit
-Stop romanticizing it
-Social anxiety is absolute HELL
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hey hoe I found some scorpion eggs :)
bYE
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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