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[phangate]

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[phangate]

Ok but am I dumb bc I literally considered believing you for like 3 seconds and my world was CRUMBLING OMG Anyways I literally love this it was hilarious (and Dan called himself Phil's REAL family thx to you🌚)

glad you liked it! it's weird this turned out the way it did, but hey at least everyone involved got a laugh out of it in the end

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thank you for making me (and dnp) laugh i love you

ahh happy to do it! :)

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I know people are mad at you or whatever but I think you should just ignore them if they can't get that you were joking. I personally like your sense of humor so they can fuck off, right?

most of those were just us mocking the old anons, but if you saw our inbox you’d probably have trouble biting your tongue as well lol. but yeah we’re just doing this for ourselves and people who still find it funny. we don’t really care about the ones who don’t see the joke

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plot twist: janice was the one playing dil at tatinof

u right. that's why she was with them on tour 

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i love how you don't answer the questions you just correct their spelling, really creative

I love how you felt the need to send this based on 2 of the 20+ asks we answered. really observant

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Oh come on, your story is a little bit boring, add some drama, what would you say about Phil being a secret director of NASA,.,. I mean he often wears this red T-shirt so it has to be true, right? (;

yeah and dan's literally Kanye west because he never takes that yeezus shirt off

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How can we trust you? Don't u understand how painful this is for them and the fans? If this is a lie do u understand the consequences?

consequences as in dan and phil joking about how obviously fake this was?

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well, you first said that the it was the management's choice to keep it a secret, but you just answered someone and said that it was they wanted to keep it a secret. Make up your mind before you start shit posting sweaty

SWEATY

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bulshit, that´s it

that cant be it. you missed the other L

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Why should we believe you?

you should not

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If you wanted people to believe you, you should have picked a better name than Phangate. Good troll though lol

I think we would've done a lot of things differently if we wanted people to believe us lmao

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Was Phan ever real?

who’s to say?

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okay but like 1) all of this sounds like it could be a platonic phanfic of sorts. how am I supposed to believe this is legit? 2) how do we know you're legit and not just some board ass 12 year old who wants attention? 3) why would you even risk posting anything, knowing that if you get big they will see and shut you down. it wouldn't be hard to look at your initials on each post and figure it out or just look to see who recently left?? like they could still sue and shit i just need more evidence

Bored*

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Will we have any proof of Phils 'child' in May? How will we know he genuinely has a child, or a wife?

he already confirmed it himself wdym

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Your account is like a terribly written fanfiction and it's honestly hilarious. 😂

I mean you aren't wrong

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How come management made them hide their personal lives then? If dan and Phil didn't want it to be kept secret to begin with then why did management go through all this trouble to keep it that way?

they were controlled by modest! management