pfudorqueen
pfudorqueen
Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing On Rainbows
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Robby is a physician. He’s a brilliant physician. He was ranked number one by every single emergency program he applied to for residency and fellowship.
So he shouldn’t be so frustrated that he can’t come in you.
It’s all so new to him. After you and Jack and Dana and just about every other loved one in his life suggested he go to therapy, he visited a psychologist and didn’t hate it. The psychologist prescribed him an SSRI for his anxiety and depression, and it’s been a miracle drug to him.
His days are brighter, his jaw is unclenched, and the back of his neck finally has a break from being rubbed raw as a nervous tic. There’s only one problem.
After a couple of months adjusting to the medicine, he’s fucking you, pounding his hips into yours over and over and over and over. But he doesn’t come. It’s like his finger is on the trigger, pushing down as hard as he can, but the gun will not fire.
At first, you both brush it off as a particularly stressful day. The next time it happens, you both blame the wine from dinner. But the third time? Robby is fucking pissed.
His only reason for living most days (aside from loving you) is to fill you up with his cum, watching it drip out of your weeping pussy, dreaming of the day your IUD expires and his seed finally takes.
You blame yourself for a while, worried that he isn’t as attracted to you, or you’re unable to stimulate him to release. Robby nearly strokes out at the presumption that you don’t make him feel good. You’re what brought life back into him. Every squeeze of your pussy and rock of your hips drives him absolutely insane. He spends the better half of that night assuring you that you make him feel good.
Luckily, Robby is a man of science. When the experimental protocol fails, troubleshoot. There are several failed attempts: roleplay, extended foreplay, asphyxiation, bondage. None of which brought him over the edge.
Until you have your IUD removal appointment without telling him. When you ride him that night, a smirk crawls onto your face. “I got my IUD removed today.”
The admission alone is enough to make Robby’s hips stutter. “You- what?” He croaks.
You roll your hips harshly against his, taking every generous inch of his cock into yourself. “My IUD is out. Means you can fuck a baby in me now.”
It was like you were dangling a raw, juicy steak in front of a wolf. He was literally salivating at the thought of getting you pregnant. “You wanna have my baby?” He asked, brow furrowed, eyes glimmering with hope.
You bounce faster, your hands pressed against his soft abdomen for balance. “I wanna have your baby, Michael.”
That’s enough. A whole month of pent up cum blasts into you. It catches you both off guard, the way his entire body convulses. His screams are vile and drug from the depths of his core, trembling underneath you. His cum leaks out of you before he’s even finished unloading, pulsing for a good while after you’ve finished rocking your hips. It’s so much fluid, negating any friction that existed before. Your eyes roll back at the absolute fullness.
“Jesus, Robby.” You moan, falling forward into his arms.
Robby just pants, keeping you close against his chest slick with sweat. “I’m sorry, kid.” He grumbles, letting out a struggled cry as his cock pulses again.
You peppered his neck with butterfly kisses, matching the flutters of his length inside you. “Don’t apologize.” You whispered. “I think you came enough for it to work the first time.”
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Leverage: Redemption 3x10- "The Side Job"
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Who invented autism?
The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Andie MacDowell at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival (14-15 May 2025)
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Derek: I'm not... we're off topic, damn it, Stiles.
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Okay okay we all know Johnny cash did his cover of Hurt and we were all like “ok he owns that now” but I watched the music video he made and I’m like “oh he OWNS it owns it”
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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pfudorqueen · 22 days ago
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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Parks and Recreation 6.08 "Fluoride"
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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Some tiny “The Bear” doodles, because I miss my family 🐻🐟✨
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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I fucking love that they're both smoking the same cigarette in S1
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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Okay here’s the final piece, Basketball Captain Derek hale at college.I am going to explore this universe further as I have so many more ideas.I also have a video of the rendering process of Derek if anyone wanted to see it, somehow half it wasn’t recording which could be a mistake on my half.If anyone wants a step by step process please let me know and I’ll figure a way out to record and upload the process in the future without the quality going to crap.( it’s Procreate if anyone knows how to do that thanks )
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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THE PITT + TRIVIA • from the cast & interviews (insp.)
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pfudorqueen · 2 months ago
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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”
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