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How many times do I have to subtweet Danny DeVito before he realizes that he’s my soulmate

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cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

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These are David Tennant's two brain cells.

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My contribution for the @pkmntarot project with a Major Arcana, The Chariot with Rayquaza! 

The preorers are still open go grab your copy before it closes, we are so close to hit our last stretch goals! ^w^

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turns out i cant draw anything other than prettyboys

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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

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i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

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a comic about androids, and creating things

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if male characters with super strength get to be buff as hell then female characters with super strength should ALSO be buff as hell no this is not negotiable

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Don’t disturb the kenku druid at night.

There is a version with a camera move, but tumblr didn’t like it.

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He’s here! The mighty bun!

Also forgot to actually post this earlier……

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RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

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“Modern Myths” part 1

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSEI