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Bruce Wayne has never looked more like a DILF than when he’s being drawn by Greg Capullo

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Pennywise: *kills and eats like 50 kids*

Yall: Fuck my clussy clown-daddy

Pennywise: *transforms into people’s worst fears to kill them*

Yall: Put that Honk Honk in my Donk Donk

Pennywise: *eats one gay dude*

Yall: THIS IS SO PROBLEMATIC THE MURDER-CLOWN IS NO LONGER AN ALLY™ 

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that IT au where it’s set in derry, northern ireland and the derry girls beat up the clown but instead of Pennywise, the clown is Boris Johnson and instead of the 1980s, it’s 2019

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Pennywise: mocks Richie’s sexuality, calls Ben fat, makes Bill believe he killed his little brother, literally eats children and terrorises a whole town

The Losers: you’re a clown and an imposter

Pennywise:

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Pennywise rehearsing dirty little secret before singing it to Richie:

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Bill: “Please don’t!”

Pennywise:

It: Chapter Two (2019)

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Idk if anyone has pointed this out, but Joyce Byers ended up in a Secret Russian bunker because she wanted to know why her magnets weren’t sticking to her fridge. That started the chain of her events. Her magnets stopped sticking and suddenly she’s part of a team of a crazy government conspirator and Hopper to take down a secret Russian operation. Just crazy. No wonder she moved everyone away. She needs a break.

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Did I lie

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Robin and Steve in a nutshell

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zendaya said fuck racist lives

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The Hunger Games fandom right now:

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PLEASE

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when you beat a gym leader and they give you a badge

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One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy. 

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listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

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New Wonder Woman 1984 Poster!

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Godzilla + Mothra is the only good hetero romance in Hollywood