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"nuts'n bolts"? yeah, he does tha-- Wait did you hear that? SHH! shhh. keep quiet! the horse is here.

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he frot on my nite till i save the world

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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

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mind you it still isn't proven that he was the killer

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girl I saw you at the gay parade "ooh what were you doing at the gayyyy parade" looking for your gay ass you dumbass and of course you were at the gay parade. where else could you be. now please come home. your children miss you

(lady frizzle): Okay....

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northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

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[northernlion reading chat] "hey NL if you started estrogen would you let your hair grow back or commit to still shaving it." [sighs and puts his hand on his chin] you people gotta-- you gotta come up with new material. you act like it's your first day seein' a bald man. [suddenly sounding actually for real angry] you come into MY chat like you own the place and make bald jokes thinking i haven't heard 'em before! you think you fell outta a coconut tree! [immediately calms down again] you're on notice, pal. i see your name around here again you're gettin' the audit. [spends several minutes focusing on the game and talking about the gameplay, then gets distracted during a puzzle] and JUST to be clear. IF i started estrogen... i mean yeah i'd probably shave my head. it's actually more groundbreaking for a woman to be bald these days. but you wouldn't catch a guy like me doing that because i'm comfortable with myself in a way the average twitch viewer is scared of. [starts backtracking in the game without realizing it] "you don't have to become a woman to take estrogen." i mean, yeah, you don't, but it's about principles you feel me? i'm tryin' to get my female viewership up, if they hear i'm taking estrogen but not even becoming a woman they'll feel disrespected. they won't want nothin' to do with me. [looks at chat for several seconds of silence] "progestuah estrogenize that thang." sure i'll plus two that.

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group kms session tmrw at 9pm

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"girl whatever" is OUT, "what the hell, sure" is IN

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new michael jackson music before the long dark finished their story mode

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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im not a hater

its just diva larp

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girl whatever. they added your mom to Fortnite. she's 1600 vbucks for some reason. pickaxe sold separately.

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People freaking out about nameless king (rightfully so) in new elden ring trailer, but I'm yet to see someone mention fucking GIANT CENTIPEDE DEMON OF LOST IZALITH and DUKE'S DEAR FREYJA like. huh

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