Aries women: HOT fun and passionate
Aries men: cancelled
Taurus women: sensual. beautiful and comforting
Taurus men: cancelled
Gemini women: brilliant, hilarious and insightful
Gemini men: so cancelled it’s not even funny
Cancer women: loving, supportive and talented
Cancer men: cancelled
Leo women: actual goddesses, glowing irl
Leo men: extremely cancelled
Virgo women: intuitive and sharp, perceptive, fiercely loyal
Virgo men: cancelled, can choke
Libra women: gorgeous, intellectual, inspiring
Libra men: 99% cancelled
Scorpio women: ride or DIES, sexy and fun, smart and strategic
Scorpio men: UNBELIEVABLY cancelled
Sagittarius women: sweet and fun, adventurous and philosophical
Sagittarius men: cancelled
Capricorn women: hardworking, ingenious innovators
Capricorn men: 99% cancelled
Aquarius women: literal beacons of compassionate brilliance. the embodiment of hope for the future
Aquarius men: 99% cancelled
Pisces women: inconclusive. there might be potential there. further study is needed.
Pisces men: so cancelled i literally commissioned NASA to develop a spray repellant i can use to keep them away from me à la RAID
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reblog if u know this song
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megan thee stallion: AH 😛
me:
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NO THANKS I’M FROM MASSACHUSETTS
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Me, being led to the guillotine: so, no head?
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The Pink Studio, Henri Matisse
Medium: oil,canvas
https://www.wikiart.org/en/henri-matisse/the-pink-studio-1911
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it’s just funny cuz the humans in x-men comics have committed multiple genoncides against mutants or at least tried, made a bunch of oppressive laws and professor x bald ass was still like “we need to show them we are peaceful” like sis. anyways magneto was right.
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