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The planet is @trohandtheman for those curious

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Okay I am going back to my home planet see you later alligators

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IN SEASON ONE STILES SAVED LYDIA AND RISKED HIS LIFE FOR HER AND JACKSON ENDED UP TAKING HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND LOOKING LIKE THE HERO. COUNTLESS OTHER TIMES STILES HAD SAVED AND PROTECTED LYDIA AND NOT RECEIVED ANY CREDIT, BUT HE DIDNT CARE AS LONG AS SHE WAS SAFE. NOW, STILES PLANNED AND EXECUTED A MISSION TO SAVE HER LIFE AND PARRISH SWOOPED IN AT THE LAST MOMENT AND CARRIED HER OUT. BUT LYDIA KNEW. SHE KNEW IT WAS STILES THAT SAVED HER, SHE KNEW IT WAS STILES THAT ALWAYS WILL SAVE HER. FOR LYDIA MARTIN, IT IS STILES. PERIOD.

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- maybe in the end, you were both just meant for the flames (no, not without you) | p.d

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Natalie: can someone please get my daughter out of this hellhole

stiles: *looks into camera like he's in the office*

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Are you gonna marry chilled?

Why not

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Nah son imma unfollow everyone who has shit to say abt stydia for one day today my dash will be stydia only

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Black to Nude Ombre Lips

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THE WAY THAT LYDIA LOOKED AT STILES AFTER SHE SAID “you came back” 

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Me before 5x16: Jeff Davis is a dusty ass rat Me after 5x16: I love my garbage daddy

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But where is Lydia in the promo?

she’s at home, resting, not hearing voices and definitely not babysitting burnt ass parrish.

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THE BEST PART IS THAT THE CAPTAIN OF STYDIA, SCOTT MCCALL, WAS SILENTLY WATCHING STILES AND LYDIA EXPRESS THEIR LOVE TO EACH OTHER WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE

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STYDIA FANDOM STAND THE FUCK UP ITS BEEN 5 SEASONS YALL WE HERE FUCK OUR HATERS BRUH

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lydia martin: *checks out of eichen* stydia fandom: *checks in eichen*

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Luke telling Han what happened when he was blinded by carbonite

luke: and then jabba put leia in a bikini with a chain around her neck, but later she killed him, so...

han (excited): really?

luke: yeah.

han: what did it look like?

luke: erm, the bikini was red and gold and-

han: no. when she killed jabba. what was it like?

luke: she strangled him with the chain.

han: how did her biceps look? i bet she was really flexed.

han: *sighs* *stares off into the distance* i bet she got that really gorgeous look of murderous rage when she's about to do something heroic for democracy and freedom...

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C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but the only AI package he could find was one somebody threw out for being too fussy. The combination of tweaking to give him a worried/caring personality makes him constantly anxious. A protocol droid comes with a fair amount of language packages, but why stop there? Somebody threw out like, three different galactic language dictionaries because they weren’t the recent edition. Just load ‘em all up. all of them, even the packs that contain things like ewok and a thousand variants of different manufacturers’ droid codecs. don’t add half the other requirements most legal protocol droids have included at the factory like emergency wipe protocols or shutdown failsafes, or programmed obsolescence. Build that sucker out of non-commercial materials that are already over a hundred years old and still good, tweak it to withstand tatooine of all places.

so now you have this droid that is over thirty years old and it could never be obsolete because it was never manufactured by anybody but a kid on a sand ball somewhere, it’s never running down because it was built to last on tatooine and there’s nothing programmed in to try and urge you to buy the latest model because there is no latest model. 3P0 is simultaneously totally useless yet hyper functional because he was not made according to any specs except “the best most toughest things possible to help my mom for a long long time on a hot desert planet”

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shoutout to all the stydia shippers who haven’t went to a different ship after all this time, y'all are the real mvp’s