Academy of Fine Arts student. Pianist & doublebassist. Martial Artist. Human.
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I press “Later” when an app asks me to rate it instead of pressing “Never” because I don’t want to hurt it’s feelings.
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Monopoly would be more realistic if you had to start on a board already owned and fully developed by the winner of the previous game. And you have to pay to roll the dice.
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We have tables so we don’t eat off the floor, we have table covers so we don’t eat off the table, we have placemats so we don’t eat off the tablecovers, and we have plates so we don’t eat off the placemats.
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Peter & Adam’s
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do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode
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1997: Don’t trust anyone on the Internet, don’t get in stranger’s cars. 2017: Use the Internet to get in a stranger’s car.
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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
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So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.
Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.
So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.
That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.
Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.
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Gokupo 101 - http://gokupo101.deviantart.com - https://www.instagram.com/gokupo101 - https://www.facebook.com/Gokupo101 - http://camilliamalaia.wixsite.com/gokupo101
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I find it very depressing that the last time you go out to play with your friends as a child, you dont relaise it is indeed the last time.
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