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archer-moon-rp:

Archer waited, slightly nervous but more angry than anything, he hadn’t spoke to Pete in a while and the last time he did; it wasn’t something casual. In the distance, Archer could see the drunken boy stumbling over followed by some twinky french boy - Archer immediately stood up and walked towards the french boy, pursing his lips before speaking “Allez à la maison, vous n'êtes pas voulu ici”, with that the boy cussed in french and walked away. “Now he’s gone, we can talk.. are you drunk?” he raised a brow.

Pete didn't understand why the boy was so angry. He'd never said that he wanted the pair to be an item. So why was he acting like a brat when Pete texted him, boys confused him. He stumbles towards the male, along with the handsome French man. He was going to make this happen. He was sure of it. He reached Archer and he was about to introduce him to the French guy, but Archer got there first. He said something that caused the guy to walk away, Pete pouts. “What did you do that for? He was game for a threesome!” Pete was very drunk at this point. He looks over at Archer, “Do I look fuckin’ sober to you?” He asks.

Trouble in Paris || Archer & Pete

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technically, Pete didn't fuck everyone in the school. I can assure you that there's at least one person he hasn't slept with

“For sure, I’ve only fucked like four people. If I’d fucked everyone I’d have so many STDs, not what a guy wants”

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pete texts: archer

Archer: I never said we were exclusive you piece of shit.

Archer: I don't wanna be with an asshole like you.

Archer: Ditch the french stick and come here.. I don't have these conversations over text.

Archer: Prick.

Pete: well why are you acting like this then??? no need???

Pete: lucky for u, i don't want to be with u either.

Pete: french stick is coming with, he's a great guy. good kisser too.

Pete: deAL WITH IT.

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pete texts: archer

Archer: Because you do.. you're just like every other guy.

Archer: Cool fuck him, I literally don't care

Archer: I guess when you've fucked everyone in school you have to go international.

Pete: annnnd what's wrong with that?? nothing??? like i can do what the fuck i want.

Pete: we were never exclusive, so stop whining.

Pete: for the record i've only fucked like four people. two of them being u and alec. soooooooooooooooooooo.........

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alecsfoster:

petepce:

Alec: God is sex all you think of 

Alec: I’d be up for hanging out normally though

PETE: don’t assume things alec. it makes an ass out of u and me!!!

PETE: i think about a lot of things if u most know.

PETE: well come on down then!! come hang out!!

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pete texts: archer

Archer: you think I'm some whore?

Archer: You don't talk to me since and you just think I'm gonna meet you and fuck some random french boy.

Archer: Fuck. Off.

Pete: nah. why would i think that?

Pete: yikes. no need to be an ass about it. i was only asking.

Pete: i'll fuck him myself then. ur missing out!!

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pete texts: archer

pete: archerrr my boy!!

pete: i've found a very handsome french man

pete: like rlly handsome and i was wondering if u wanted to join us.

pete: come on it'll be fuuuunnnn. bring alec too!!!

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queen-tris-ryan:

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TRIS: Pete what the fuck have you been drinking

TRIS: yes you are

PETE: just been testing out what the locals drink!!

PETE: i don’t wanna :((((

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alessandracapulet:

petepce:

ALESS: u should be careful about talking about your alcoholic adventures on social media 

ALESS: also there’s more to do in paris than just get drunk you already do that in boston lol

PETE: why?? i’m legal to drink in this country lol

PETE: uh yeah i’ve done all the tourist stuff now i just wanna have fun

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alecsfoster:

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Alec: This is the least surprising thing to see when I open my phone to be honest :P

PETE: you could always come and join me pretty boy!!

PETE: we’d have lots of fun ;~)))

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samlockhart:

petepce:

Sam: Agreed

Sam: This pizza is better than getting drunk

PETE: it’s so fuckin’ beautiful man!!

PETE: pizza!! can we share??

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xkenzieatwood:

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KENZIE: Whatever you do, please do not get thrown out of France. thnx

PETE: gonna be fine kenz!! 

PETE: i’m legal to drink in france ya know!!

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) how did you guess

“I just know sis, it sounded just like you. I’m not dumb”

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POTATO POTATO CHING CHONG TOMATO

“Tris, is that you? Ya nerd”

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PETE: PARIS IS FUCKIN’ LIT!!

PETE: i’ve never been this drunk before!!

PETE: i’m never going back to silver oak :~)))