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My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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Whistling beast by Raphaël Silva

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thinking is overrated. simply yell until your power level goes higher than your opponent's and then punch em in the face

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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

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In case nobody has told you yet, I'm happy you're here. You could do this.

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When did I get so much hair??

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I am going to do nothing for the rest of the day. this is my promise to you.

I have made a list of allowed activities:

• relaxing

• laying down

• sitting

• beatboxing (quietly to myself) (but I will keep it to a minimum)

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Boyfailure and girlfailure

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only finks would say you're not, dig?

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-"RING A DING-DING"-Part 2-

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The prowler, a powerful monster with the body of a constrictor snake and a head resembling a carrion crawler, with an almost irrevocable save-or-die attack (Erol Otus, "Featured Creature" in Dragon 7, June 1977).

The prowler's gaze turns victims into "zombeis" that will be implanted with eggs, hatching in 2-8 days. The "3 Patriarchs" needed to reverse the effect means three level 8 clerics, the highest and rarest level for that class in the 1974 OD&D rules.