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Have you tried Shrek?

Boyfriends best friend HELP

Yes this is what you think its about, i’m having sexual feelings for my boyfriends best friend, and i dont know what to do. My bf is literally the sweetest in the world, he cares about me, wishes me a goodnight en goodmorning every day and everyday he tells me how much he loves me. I have to say he’s pretty goodlooking too… i really love him so much and, its just, wow. But then we have my bf’s bff, he is like that mysterious guy who doesn’t really talk and doesn’t smile a lot, only with his friends. He is not very social either. He smokes and drinks and goes to a lot of parties and doesn’t give a fuck about anything. But there is something mysterious and sexy about it. And i can’t stop wondering what sex with him would be like. And to make it even more difficult, one of my bffs just recently spend a whole night kissing and cuddling with him at a party, and she cant stop thinking what being in a relationship with him would be like. Last night i even dreamed about and woke up horny af. But i dont love him, absolutely not, i think. Its just, for me it feels like cheating on the good Guy with the bad Guy. So, if you have any tips on what i should do, please let me know..

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If you’re sexually frustrated and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap* 

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I wrote this :) 

What would you do if you were a waifu?

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Follow @oliviajyoung on Tumblr and Twitter, it's me, and I'm lame👍🏼

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Saddest bird in the world

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Why is this the fucking truth though?

FUCK YOU 2015

FUCK YOU 

IN 2016 I’M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT STANDS IN MY WAY

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Maybe a nice cup of coffee will cheer this sad sack of bigoted shit up

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Excacly this! 

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Ahhhh, the life of an exotic dancer.

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