the problem is whatever we think about Dan and Phil TM the reality of dan and phil is 1000 times worse.
we think “dan thinks blonde phil is hot” reality is dan literally fainted and broke a lamp. we think “phil misses dan while he’s on tour” reality is he had a breakdown and dyed the phouse green. we think “they’ve been together 15 years that’s so aspirational.” dan says god literally put us on this earth to come together just like ranch. and we just have to deal with that.
On Twitter the slightest mention of romance in the phandom is like “omg stawp they’re uncomfortable with that you’re such a creep” then average tumblr post is like “they want to fuck each other so bad. When’s the tour”
hate when dan and phil remember stuff they said years ago and make references to it... "now I'M the aged cat and YOU'RE the little kit" bro shut up thats literally our job
my favorite part of the video is the pure regret in dans eyes after phil says fuck me daddy for the first time. you can literally see his brain going "oh shit"