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played through the whole game I’m pretty sure this happens

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the problem is whatever we think about Dan and Phil TM the reality of dan and phil is 1000 times worse.

we think “dan thinks blonde phil is hot” reality is dan literally fainted and broke a lamp. we think “phil misses dan while he’s on tour” reality is he had a breakdown and dyed the phouse green. we think “they’ve been together 15 years that’s so aspirational.” dan says god literally put us on this earth to come together just like ranch. and we just have to deal with that.

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The Truth is that Dan and Phil are finally going to do wife reveals and they will both have separate and joint family vlogging channels

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will never shut up abt how hard dmmd official art goes btw. we miss you honyarara

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♱♱♱

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HELLO?!

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err more sillies from my stash

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On Twitter the slightest mention of romance in the phandom is like “omg stawp they’re uncomfortable with that you’re such a creep” then average tumblr post is like “they want to fuck each other so bad. When’s the tour”

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hate when dan and phil remember stuff they said years ago and make references to it... "now I'M the aged cat and YOU'RE the little kit" bro shut up thats literally our job

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the fact that dan didn’t thought it would be that bad but then phil decided to use the softest voice

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when is the fucking video coming out. you can’t just announce it and leave it at that. michael don’t leave me here

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i cannot wait for the fruity little number theyre gonna perform this time

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oh he needs to be locked up

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my favorite part of the video is the pure regret in dans eyes after phil says fuck me daddy for the first time. you can literally see his brain going "oh shit"

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phannies: ok so what is this tour about??? why should i spend $100 on this

dnp: TOUR. GAY. TV SCREEN?? WE RAISED YOU‼️‼️‼️

phannies: yeah ok sure take my money