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Could you get out of my doorway.

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good night to people with daddy issues, girls under 5'2", those who project onto fictional characters an unhealthy amount, sexy bitches, anyone who has under $20 in their bank account, unemployed bastards, people who miss going to the library, anyone who read warriors cats books in their youth, people who identified with jack from the magic tree house series as a kid, el gee bee tees, girls with no ass, anyone who had an obsession with orlando bloom as a preteen, lipgloss wearers, and people that desperately want to get railed

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Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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How to write an early 2000’s garage band song

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taxi driver saved a guy who was getting chased by cops

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a normal day for dan

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Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

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honestly strong contender for my favorite image of all time

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i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in