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if working out burns calories what do you think it does to our bodies. think before you clink (the sound of lightly letting the weights fall back down) (a passing bird catches your eye and the camera follows it, keeping it in center frame. time begins to pass very quickly as shown by the rapid changing of the leaves on the trees)
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going to the gocey store and beating up the biggest guy there in order to gain respect
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roommate just confidently sang the opening to norwegian wood as "i once was a girl"
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i don't believe in incarceration but if you call yourself a silly little guy above the age of twenty you should be sent to a scifi asteroid prison where you immediately bump into a big alien guy with four arms who slowly turns around while everyone runs away. of course then the alien does a deep chuckle and says some shit like "chooto bisa, wawa" while cracking his knuckles.
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kamala is a loser for that concession speech she should've at least said "ok go attack the capitol now" to her voters
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kitten, I don't know how to say this but your "subversive deconstruction of the dating sim genre" is utterly pedestrian. you're getting outflanked by tokimeki memorial and hatoful boyfriend. we're taking your renpy away and recycling the art assets to make a rpg maker game about having awkward sex in a bathroom stall
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Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading
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Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life (2004)
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Deemed "impractical to the point of idiocy", the "Wand Cannon" was later used to devastating effect against the very wizards that had dismissed it.
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“music is bad these days”: opinion that betrays an egregious disinterest in music
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Only good outcome would have been the firing squad for both of them
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I’m setting things right this election!!!
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