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When Lady Narissa falls in love with Andrew Blackthorn, all the fae in the two courts shake their head in disapproval. But it is nothing more than a random event, a single shooting star. When King Kieran never stops loving Mark Blackthorn, all of the fae in the courts rub their eyes in disbelief. The sense of deja vu is so strong that they almost ignore it. When the First Heir is caught making out with Tiberius Blackthorn, the fae in the courts barely feel any disappointment as they wonder why this single shooting star has turned into a meteor shower. When the Seelie Prince gazes at Drusilla Blackthorn from afar, the fae in both courts question whether or not they are supprised. Fae royalty are falling for Blackthorns with the consistency of the tide. Julian Blackthorn resists the urge to lock Tavvy in a box somewhere, as Aliene celebrates her good luck.

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i'm bored here's every shadowhunter completed series summarised:

tid: girl falls for two british men. understandingly, she is in the trenches

tlh: girl marries boy weirdly emotionally attached to side piece's jewelry.

tmi: girl's abusive estranged father is in town. and her brother wants to fuck her. no wait both her brothers. no wait—

tda: reenactment of dress by taylor swift but it is a 17yo father of four and a girl w a sword

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You see how Azriel changes his mannerisms around women so he doesn’t come off as intimidating like his father was? Very demure, very mindful.

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Akaashi: when I first met you, I thought you were smart and mature

Bokuto: go on

Akaashi: I was terribly wrong

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Yaku: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Lev: that’s not a lot of inches.

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Nishinoya: The eagles won last night

Asahi: Oh, did you watch the game?

Nishinoya: *covered in blood and scratches* What game?

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Kenma: This is awful.

Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!

Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.

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“elain would like it, too. though she’d probably cling to azriel, just to have some peace and quiet. i smiled at the thought — at how handsome they would be together” 🌌

commissioned by me.

art by @Rockieartts

DO NOT REPOST.

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jacks the prince of hearts = biggest slut/loser

jacks of the hollow = biggest loverboy/malewife

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Evangeline: I can only hope Jacks loves me back

Jacks: *spoiler for ACFTL*

*spends the entire book following her around, carrying a letter in which she affirms not her love but her DISTRUST of him, is literally always on guard at her beck and call to make sure she’s safe, TURNED BACK TIME and threw away what he thought was his only chance at true love to save her, kept CRYING at the thought of her dying, would rather SET HIS HEART ON FIRE than risk getting tempted to potentially hurt her, called himself hers, whose single motivation for all of his actions throughout the entire book is to keep her safe*

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It was just one after another after another he’s fucking relentless PLEASE

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he looked at the law and took it as a to-do list

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[sitting in jail]

Dick: So who should we call?

Tim: I’d call Jason, but I feel safer in jail.

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“I’d sleep so much better with you right next to me”

— Unknown

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Bruce: *sees Gotham in chaos on his day off*

Bruce: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my—

Bruce: *realizes it's his kids causing chaos*

Bruce: My circus my monkeys! My circus my monkeys!