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Why's that, love?

I would, but to be honest, I’m kind of scared to?

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I do not want to look like a dumbass, but thanks for offering. Really.

If you want to look like a dumbass, I will.

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Because I would rather have it done for free, to be honest. Plus, I've never had it cut by a professional.

Why not go somewhere to get it done? Someone here would probably fuck it up… 

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Well I am asking... There's just one problem, though. I don't know how my sister cuts it. Like, she just tells me to sit down and she'd do it perfectly. I don't want you shaving me bald, you know?

I could do it if you let me?

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Could somebody do me a favor and give me a haircut? Usually my sister would do it, but since she's back in Orlando...

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omg im so sorry i havent been on ive had my head buried in my revision books literally ive been so stressed out lately BUT i'll be online tonight with  perry, ready to rp 

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It's okay, Sky. How are you anyway?

Sorry Perry, I guess you could say I get scared easily.

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I used to think the same, but when I told my sister that, she said, "You know, if you  got framed for murder, I'm totally telling the police you said that." In short: even if you could, don't talk about murdering people in real life.

I’ve been watching so many murder documentaries lately, I could commit the perfect murder if I wanted to.

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Literally just got here. Hello to you too.

Shit don’t scare me like that! How long have you been standing there?

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I'm really curious to know where you met this girl.

This morning I met a girl who used to go to Middle School with me. Turns out that the girl who used to collect stickers about four years ago, works as a stripper today.

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i was suppose to be downloading microsoft word for my exams, but now im downloading all of sims 3, when its almost midnight. send help.

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Wow, I'm sorry Cam. I'm just... really not happy right now.

..I was just asking, wow.

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I feel like actual shit, Caly.

Want me to kick some ass? Just kidding, I can’t kick ass to save my life. Seriously, are you okay?

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Just peachy, thank you very much.

Are you alright..?

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We get along just fine, okay?

Guessing you two don’t get along?

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She wants money, basically. 

Is there any problem with your mom?

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Just great. Just fucking great. Like, I'm usually okay with family members visiting me since it's been too long, but of all people it had to be my mom.