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#it’s funny that.#I’m not hard of hearing but for some reason I still latch onto subtitles for dear life whenever I watch smth#as though I couldn’t understand the movie without it
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the air is starting to smell…salty…your door is looking a bit…rusty
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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
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Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes
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omg maybe life is worth living [i had a decent day] —> i cannot be saved [the slightest inconvenience occurs] —> i am a fucking god and everyone loves me [someone laughed at my joke] —> i am going to kill myself [i feel a little bit unwanted because of someone’s reaction]
and this shit just goes on and on and NEVER stops
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i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
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i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
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the abbreviation "acab" sucks ass because everytime I see it I think "oh hell yeah, assigned cunt at birth!" and then I go "wait, fuck, no, wait, I mean, ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS"
#BRO I LITERALLY LOOKED AT IT#AND PAUSED#AND MY BRAIN KINDA WENT#wait#assigned ... cunt at birth??#lmfao#IM DYINGG
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It's just me and the gay people in my phone against the world
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a small penis ......
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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