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how tall are y'all again?

you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all

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The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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*subluxated

i meant subluxated

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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i have a shoulder that is permanently a shoulder

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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that’s pretty cool i guess

will i be put to death if i don’t tag anyone? i hope not…..

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

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Made a new playlist but so far it only has 2 songs in it

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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

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why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

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I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they’re like “come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.”

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she needs unproblematic queer relationships with thoughtful communication and healthy attachment

no! unproblematic representation will kill the patient

she needs queerbait to live