(Death counter: Catastrophic 1) (Ending 1 unlocked: Let's go to Heaven, new timeline now in progress) my name is perky and this is my den. some times i turn into a pupy dog - bi, 36, she/it/he (Hatchetblr rp blog by @thecrabbybarista)
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Why are you beefing with my dad!!!
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He's a cop what other reason would you need
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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i truly cannot tell if you're some kind of lesbian or gay man or cis guy or bisexual or a straight woman or a furry or some fucked up combination but i do know you're a cunt
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not all angels are in heaven. for example i鈥檓 mostly at home
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They just signed a peace treaty on Planet Pupydogkittycat :) now all the pupydogies n kittycats r friends forever n ever n ever
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Why would I cheat on him when I could have threesomes instead
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I have a boyfriend who for example doesn't cheat on me with women who are half his age just as a random example and that's how I know he loves me
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i can't I'm too loved 馃檭
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Funniest x files moment is the jersey devil episode when scully goes on a date and it doesn't go well and she has a character development moment about weighing how much she wants a normal life and relationship vs being dedicated to her career and the x files. And then it cuts to mulder looking intently at a drawing of a bigfoot with boobs
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this has been my experience with the xfiles so far
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x files is SOOO funny it's the only fanbase i know where almost all of the gay fans are begging for a heterosexual relationship to be blatantly canon and the straight man writing the show refuses to let it happen
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"don't worry scully, i can fix it"
(spoiler alert: he could not. scully had to rescue him)
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