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It's settled. I'll start on it as soon as I get home.

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I write an entire script for Professor Layton. Not to ever use it. Just for fun LOL

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Hold on. No. Wait a minute

Wait a minute

Wait a minute

Hold the phone

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The Exike Fic.... IN THE FORM OF A SCRIPT!

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I write an entire script for Professor Layton. Not to ever use it. Just for fun LOL

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No, I should really finish the exile fic first-

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I write an entire script for Professor Layton. Not to ever use it. Just for fun LOL

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I find this ridiculously funny-

Does anyone happen to have My injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month on hand

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Does anyone happen to have My injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month on hand

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I write an entire script for Professor Layton. Not to ever use it. Just for fun LOL

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Plan is to sort of reboot this account if that makes any sense

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professor layton + 3ds home menu banner animations

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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

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this has reduced me to tears

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Sometimes you just gotta put too much effort into making art for your dumb AU that started out as a joke and makes little to no sense.

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Please, don't solicit in the Publix parking lot. Even if you're well intended, I

HAVE

to report you. Story time.

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I work at Publix. All of us who work in customer service - unless we have a medical reason, have to do parking lot duty, where we bring carts in. I see a woman going around talking to people. Okay, sometimes customers chat with each other, not too weird. But as this point I do have a decent suspicion that she's selling something.

When she finished talking to one person, intentionally ignored me (I was in work uniform) and went to talk to another person, I was about 70% sure, but I was really afraid of reporting someone who wasn't doing anything wrong, so I hesitated. I hung out in our foyer/vestibule where they were talking to listen in, and so she got the ladies phone number and Instagram, and talked about something about starting a business, but that's about all I picked up.

Just to make sure, I went over and talked to her myself. Pretended to be interested, said hey, whats this about starting a business? And when she said she wanted to talk to me specifically outside, when she just talked to someone else inside... it was pretty much confirmed at that point.

So I said I was a business major in college and wanted to start my own funeral home today, whats this about starting a business? And she, realizing she'd be caught at this point, high key fessed up and said she was with a thing she was paying 977 dollars a month for this business mentor and had to recuit 70 other people as part of the program.

It wasn't JUST soliciting. It was a multi level marketing scheme.

I told her I couldn't afford that much right now, but thank you anyway. She wished me success in the future. And this is something I can really respect her for, I know she knew I was about to get her thrown off the property, she fessed up and she wasn't rude at all. She was really polite.

She's was a very kind and well intended lady. But I had to do what I had to do. Got our MIC, told them what was happening, and then hid in our head managers office until they dealt with it.

I was afraid to go back on the lot after that. And even now, sitting here at dinner I keep worrying I'm going to look up and see her. She really was a nice lady, it's a huge shame she got caught up in an MLM. I hope and pray she gets out of it.

If you ever get a thing where you have to pay a ton of money and get other people to join, or you have to sell products to other people and recruit them to do it, too, its an MLM folks. They will prey on and take advantage of you.

Please don't solicit in a stores parking lot. It affects us employees. Because if you're mean, we're scared you'll come after us to get us later. And even if you're nice and fess up, we'll still be afraid to cross paths with you in the future.

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Layton recting to Descole's reveals:

Last Specter: What is this strange feeling of déjà vu...

Eternal Diva: I knew it was you all along Descole no other queen is this drama

Miracle Mask: Descole! Again we meet at the crossroads of our pasts!

Azran Legacy: I never thought you would stoop so low... and yet rise so high... Farewell, my brother in fate, may the stars light the way to our next encounter...

Layton reacting to Don Paolo's reveals:

Curious Village: Oh yeah it's... uh... this guy (?)

Pandora's Box: Weird flex but okay mate

Unwound Future: Oh hi Mark Paul :)

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New chapter of Our Scattered Pieces is out!

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You got it, @wordsofawanderingsoul

Last Song: "Meant to Be Yours" by Heathers

Fav color: Black or navy blue

Last book: No idea, haven't read one in forever :(

Last movie: Also no idea, don't watch em often

Last tv show: House

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Depends on the day. Sweet, usually. But my guts saying I should answer "savory" here

Relationship Status: Never dated, never plan to.

Last thing I Googled: "venus roman goddess" because my astronomy professor said the planet Venus was named after the GREEK goddess Venus. First thought was that that wasn't right, but I Googled it just to make sure. I was correct - Venus is NOT a Greek goddess, she's a Roman goddess

Current Obsession: Also Professor Layton and Ace Attorney - also House and mortuary ("mortuary" as in the profession)

Looking Forward To: Starting mortuary school in the distant future when I can afford it, this damn semester to be over with, getting started on the Exile fic again because I haven't touched it since I kicked it out of the Big Bang

Ten people I’d like to get to know better ᯓᡣ𐭩

Ty for the tag @thebiggerbear 💙💙

last song: Black Moon by Creeper

fav color: Blue

last book: Lovely War by Julie Berry

last movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas

last tv show: The Mandalorian

sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet!

relationship status: Single

last thing I googled: List of Horror Movie Monsters

current obsession: Jason Todd (as always) and Tea

looking forward to: Rewatching Over the Garden Wall

no pressure tags 🥰: @batchilla @sunnie-angel @jjenthusee @chaibarbie

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Hershel Layton would love pitbulls.