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hey uh OP thinks that every person is a human being. stay safe out there

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shout out to green. somehow an underrated color despite being everywhere in nature. not enough real green appreciators out there. what can’t she do honestly. mint green sage green sea foam green forest green lime green!!! never have i ever met a green i did not like. true green enjoyers understand.

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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Just got to do some woodworking for the first time in a long while, and I am once again reminded of why I enjoy my favorite type of word to work with: Purpleheart.

Why’s it called purpleheart?

Muthafuckin’ purple wood. How cool is that? It’s brown when you cut it, but due to oxidization, eventually turns to a beautiful purple color. (if you don’t seal it at this stage, it’ll eventually turn red, I believe, which is still pretty, but you buy purpleheart for purple, damnit!)

And everything you make with it turns out amazing.

Purple floors?

Nice.

Purple stairs?

Fancy.

Purple table?

Sweet.

Purple guitar?

Awesome.

Purple whatever the hell is going on here?

Epic.

It’s just such a cool wood to work with, and it’s sturdy enough to be used for just about anything. If I ever get a house, half of it might just end up being made out of purpleheart.

Anyway, that’s enough nerdery for one post. I will now return to reblogging stupid pictures and recipes.

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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November 9, 1989 

The fall of the Berlin Wall

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hi may i recieve your least fishy fish

Ough guy is absolutely shaped

You get an Angular Roughshark

Oxynotus centrina

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I want a fish that just barely qualifies as a fish. Like a fish that pulled up to the fish party, and they let them in but not because they wanted to but because they're obligated to because its still a fish (allegedly)

I just woke up from a nap in a cold sweat. I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense

More of a thing than an animal (affectionate)

You get an Ornate Cowfish

Aracana ornata

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There's a rock beneath the river that the waves are wearing down All the sand and silt beneath it sinking low into the ground If you save it from the water then its red will fade to brown And leaving it's a loss as well as sides are sanded round If a rock lives in a river then to live is to be changed And to be molded out of shape as things around it rearrange But to die is not to vanish but to simply stay the same For a stone that's simply buried is a stone that shall remain

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Voisin alkaa risteyttää lokkeja ja traktoreita toisiinsa. Sitten siitän niitä keskenään tuottaakseni mahdollisimman epäterveen ja sisäsiittoisen populaation jossa resessiivisten geenien aiheuttamat syntymäviat ovat normi. Kun ne lopulta kaikki kuolevat sairaalloisuuteensa paketoin ruumiit alumiinifolioon ja lähetän ne postissa viidenteen ulottuvuuteen Kimi Räikkösen astraaliprojektiolle. Ja nyt kun olen päässyt häiriötekijöistä eroon voin rauhassa jatkaa lempipuuhaani, pukeutua keltaiseen makuupussiin ja asettua keskelle peltoa teeskentelemään banaania ja pohtimaan, miten tuhoan horoskoopit.

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

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she jack off my trades till im master of none

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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