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tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

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when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

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These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed by an unseen sun.

Proterozoic Rocks [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is seen at a distance, walking amid a rocky landscape.] I love being near Proterozoic rocks. These ones are 1.1 billion years old. That's so, so old.

[Cueball standing next to a rock.] Eyes evolved half a billion years ago. The first time a rock was ever looked at, these rocks were already 500 million years old.

[Cueball sitting atop a large rock.] People say geologic time makes them feel small. But when I touch this rock, it's like I'm a part of it, spanning a vast abyss of time that stretches back as far as the eye can see.

[A completely black panel except for text in white lettering.] And then 500 million years farther.

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theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

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Two brothers stand upon a ridge. The steppe has not been kind these past years; far from the hard life eked out by their grandparents, further still from the bounty whence attracted their forebears. No, this would be the last time they spoke together below the boundless sky, gazing at these wide open plains.

“To the setting sun,” one brother says, “where rains still gather.”

“To the lower horizon,” says the other, “Where mountains may provide us shelter and game.”

One last clasp of weathered hands; one last goodbye to bhrehter and swesor. “But our children,” one says, “will in the same tongue remember mother and father.”

“And the horses, and cows,” says the other, “and birds and bears. They will hear and see and know and love, they will watch the stars and name the days.”

“And they will speak,” both said, and each apart went their way.

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"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

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Vorssan poika ähväilee

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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets

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"i bet i was someone influential and famous in a past life!"

76 pigs, 349 chickens, 1297 flies, 98 trout, & the 7 year old son of a sheep herder who died from an infected rat bite in 1498:

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Voiks joku tulla tappaa mun ilmotukset niitä on liikaa

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Krooh pyyh if I can be honest

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading