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they hate me because i live a second life in my dreams and wake up changed from the experience

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

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age regressed to the 12th century. beheaded a man in the street because I felt like it, and I wanted to

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good ice breaker questions for a first date

do you conceptualize yourself as your whole body, or just your mind? or do you think of yourself as an external being removed from the physical?

if you are an external being, is "your" body an anchor, or a puppet?

if you were an arthropod, which would you wanna be?

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im on that good kush an acahol

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girl: "so what do you do?"

Me looking away bashfully: "I am the subject of diverse and meaningless cruelties"

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Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

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does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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Gaping side wound will be really big in 2025

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did you seriously just let it linger

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genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

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