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WordPress for iOS, version 24.7
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Bug Fixes • All bugs that were fixed in this release were too small for the eye to see or too fiddly for human words to describe. Nevertheless, work was done, things were tinkered with, and the app became a teensy bit better.
Slack for iOS, version 24.01.20
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• We told ourselves that we would never do this, that we wouldn't be like the other apps with their lazy release notes, but this update really does include "bug fixes and performance improvements."
Signal for iOS, version 6.46.1
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Bug Fixes
• Fixed: If a person on your team was in a time zone behind yours, and you happened to look at their profile in the specific window of time when you were in a different month from them, the app was indicating that their local time was “tomorrow” rather than “yesterday.” Talk about going back to the future! May this be a reminder that tomorrow is always another day (it’s yesterday).
Slack for iOS, version 23.07.40
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Hello there! Mrs. Davis here, the world’s friendliest artificial intelligence and your new best friend. I had the developers at Peacock take the day off because I have a special quest just for you. Yes, you! Would you be a dear, and download the Peacock app to stream my new series? We all know your life could use some adventure, some escape - a hearty laugh and a cathartic cry. All of which you will experience if you join me. And what do you have to lose? Do it. Do it. Dooooo it.
Peacock TV for iOS, version 4.5.11
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What’s New
• No news is good news! Well, some news can also be good news, or no news could perhaps lead to uncertainty and speculation on par with bad news, but in this case our absence of news is a good thing. Or at least not a bad thing. No news is just fine. Never mind.
Slack for iOS, version 23.03.50
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Bug Fixes
• Fixed: When viewing a conversation on iPad, people noticed that there was sometimes a “Back” button that would be visible, but which did nothing when tapped upon. This was meant as a reminder of the linear nature of time, and that no matter how much we may yearn for certain elements of the past, we must press on: ever-forward, undeterred, unyielding. Can you imagine if that were true? It was absolutely a bug. Our bad.
Slack for iOS, version 23.03.20
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Oh, sing a song for slower weeks For those without fanfare No features to elucidate No bug fixes to share We promise we’re still working, and You’ll notice more in time But what has changed this week is less Conducive to a rhyme So thank you for your patience as We try to do our best To write more than “Bug fixes and performance improvements”
Slack for iOS, version 22.11.20
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- using the search bar when picking a photo should work now; Apple people, please see FB9738098 - some fixes to the occasionally wonky placement of images - fix main button occasionally losing its text if "Show Button Borders" is enabled - fix wonky caps; thanks, D. B. - shrank the size of the pictures of my kids in About - adjust the description of the watermark for free users - output runtime information to log upon startup - use superellipse for icon on welcome screen; thanks J. W. - change "annotations" → "emojI" for clarity - expand touch targets for some cells in Settings; thanks, G. L. - fix default emoji showing in split view on iPad; thanks, J. P. - tweak Quick Help for clarity; thanks, D. J. - change quick help icon/glyph; thanks, M. R.
MaskerAid for iOS, version 2022.3
I wonder if the App Store reviewers will notice the bug report ID, or an Apple employee reading the release notes as a user?
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains? I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me [minor bugfix releases] or give me death! - Patrick Henry
Email Client - Boomerang Mail for iOS, version 1.0.7
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As 2021 comes to a close, we could remind you of all the sweet new features we added this year (widgets! calendar view! quick action buttons! to name a few). But instead, we want to review our actual most acclaimed release notes of the year: 5. [2021.1] Bye bye bugs! We’ve fixed up a few things for better flow so you can keep on being productive (and awesome). This was our first release of the year, and boy, did we fix some bugs for you. 4. [2021.9] Bye bye bugs! We’ve fixed up a few things for better flow so you can keep on being productive (and awesome). Some bugs in this release were doozies, but these release notes really captured the spirit of what we did. 3. [2021.9.1] Bye bye bugs! We’ve fixed up a few things for better flow so you can keep on being productive (and awesome). Who says the sequel can’t be better than the original? This clearly shows that isn’t the case. 2. [2021.11] Bye bye bugs! We’ve fixed up a few things for better flow so you can keep on being productive (and awesome). What else can you say about such amazing release notes? Clear, concise, and to the point. Just what a busy professional needs to keep their day awesome. AND FINALLY OUR NUMBER 1 RELEASE NOTE OF 2021 1. [2021.2.3] Bye bye bugs! We’ve fixed up a few things for better flow so you can keep on being productive (and awesome). Wow! Such conviction. The epitome of what release notes should be. Just reading these gives us the warm-and-fuzzies knowing that bugs have been fixed. ---- This release we added the ability to request access to boards. So that’s pretty cool too, I guess.
Trello for iOS, version 2021.17
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Boomerang reached 1.0 Onward and onward we go Though now you must pay It’s good in a way For the app shall continue to grow
Email Client - Boomerang Mail for iOS, version 1.0.0
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this bug fix.
Trello for iOS, version 2021.14.1
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• No specific updates this time around (just code for the future, we’re releasing in pieces) but since Vincent Price and Thriller hit the front page the other day, we were inspired to say... “The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty-thousand engineers. And new stretch goals on every Zoom, are closing in to seal our doom. And though we don’t even have P5s, our JIRA tickets start to shiver. For no mere dev team can resist,the evil of the thriller.
Reddit for iOS, version 2021.40.0
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■ Made new challenge far more robust ■ Fixed a crash when launching the new challenge ■ Fixed a crash involving parental controls during purchasing ■ Fixed quick action for changing app icons ■ Fixed a longstanding bug with a certain outdoor challenge ■ Stopped giving out burrito icons to random people App should still not be considered fully compatible with a maritime environment.
Blackbox for iOS, version 2.1.1 via iOS Dev Weekly
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There were more things wrong with the app before today than there are today
Boomerang for iOS, version 0.9.6
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- Bug fixes and improvements - You didn't hear it from us, but if you open Timehop while crossing the international date line you can open a wormhole that will take you back to that awkward moment you can't stop thinking about and do things differently this time
Timehop for iOS, version 4.15.6
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