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“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo

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me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

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Huuuusband❤️

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Choose wisely

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Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

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god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

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A girl: *headphones in, reading, on the phone, etc.*

Men: oh a willing conversation partner?

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my health is honestly going to Absolute Shit and it’s really just great like i can feel myself getting progressively worse especially like ed-wise and i can physically feel my body deteriorating as i abuse it but i just cant stop? and im becoming a huge liar again there’s only one person who knows that a) i done relapsed bad and b) the extent of it kinda but i haven’t even confided in him fully i just feel so closed off and dead and lonely.

the worst part is that my biggest fear through all of this isnt like... dying before im 25... it’s the fact that i’m scared i’ll destroy my voice again. she was just healing. i was getting so confident...

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r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit

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[Src]

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When u fall off a fjord

Fjuck

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jor jor bonks

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staples canada I am y e l l i n g

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cat cowboy: meowdy

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