perfectpacifica
PerfectPacifica 💎
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<> On Hiatus Until: Jan. 2016<> This is an independent rp blog for the character Teen!Pacifica Elise Northwest from the show Gravity Falls. M!A:) Sidebar art by: ekayart.tumblr.com
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perfectpacifica · 8 years ago
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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
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perfectpacifica · 8 years ago
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OT3 AU Ideas
OT3s where they’ve all been friends for a long time, but when Muse A and Muse B start dating they both realize that things aren’t the same without Muse C and they both want to date Muse C too.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B used to date, and broke up long before Muse C comes along, but once Muse A starts to date them, Muse B realises they never really got over them and wants them back, with Muse C as an added bonus.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have been best friends forever, but they don’t get to spend as much time together now that Muse C is dating one of them. At least not until someone jokingly suggests that Muse C date both of them, and the suggestion becomes a reality.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B are best friends. Muse A is dating Muse C, but Muse C is also attracted to Muse B. Which is awkward until Muse C finds out that Muse B is attracted to both Muse C and Muse A. Now the only question for Muse C is how to get both Muse A and Muse B into bed together.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse C are dating, but Muse C accidentally stumbles into Muse B’s bed while intoxicated. Muse C is horrified by their mistake the next morning until Muse B reveals that nothing happened and that Muse A used to date them anyway. Now Muse C can’t help but wonder what might have happened between them and Muse B. Even though they are perfectly happy with Muse A, they can’t stop having fantasies about Muse B and avoiding them as a result. Once Muse A finds out Muse C’s secret fantasy, they get together with Muse B and decide to surprise Muse C with it.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have been friends forever and they share everything, so when they meet Muse C, it only makes sense to them to share Muse C too. Unfortunately Muse C is not as on board with the idea, so Muse A and Muse B set out to seduce Muse C together.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have few things in common, namely: they both hate each other, they’re both dating Muse C, and neither of them knows it. Once they find out that Muse C is dating both of them, they try to make Muse C choose. Muse C refuses to choose between Muse A and Muse B and says they’re going to date both of them or neither of them. Neither Muse A or Muse B is willing to give up Muse C, so they both grudgingly agree. Unfortunately for them, Muse C insists that they at least try and get along, and unwilling to lose them they start spending time together to see why Muse C thinks the other one is so great.
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B met at a party and hit it off, but they got separated over the course of the night and Muse B ended up going home with Muse C. Which would be fine, except Muse B is now pregnant and when she goes to tell Muse C, Muse A answers the door. Apparently Muse A and Muse C are roommates/best friends. Can the three of them work something out before the baby arrives?
OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have been friends for a while, but Muse B doesn’t realize they’ve developed feelings for Muse A until they’re already dating Muse C, They decide to try and break the two of them up, but along the way they develop an attraction to Muse C as well. Now Muse B wants both of them, but isn’t sure how to tell them until Muse C hits on them in front of Muse A and Muse A is encouraging instead of jealous. Maybe this won’t be so difficult after all.
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perfectpacifica · 8 years ago
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Anyone on? Like to chat? Rp? Hit me up
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perfectpacifica · 8 years ago
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Anyone who used to rp want to rp OC’s? (Need some rps but no paz muse)
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perfectpacifica · 8 years ago
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This account is currently shut down do to lack of muse, but I am feeling some rp in my life, so what are some fandoms currently active and are looking for players?
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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It’s official.
I’m sorry everyone, but my muse for Pacifica is officially gone. I’ve tried to keep it together but sadly, it is lost. This account is more or less on hiatus until the muse returns.
In the meantime! You can added me on the following platforms if you all would like to talk. Skype: Trickygnostalgic Discord:  #3744 or  [email protected] Gmail: [email protected]
Don’t be afraid to add me, just let me know who you are when you do! <3
#q
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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It’s official.
I’m sorry everyone, but my muse for Pacifica is officially gone. I’ve tried to keep it together but sadly, it is lost. This account is more or less on hiatus until the muse returns.
In the meantime! You can added me on the following platforms if you all would like to talk. Skype: Trickygnostalgic Discord:  #3744 or  [email protected] Gmail: [email protected]
Don’t be afraid to add me, just let me know who you are when you do! <3
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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It’s official.
I’m sorry everyone, but my muse for Pacifica is officially gone. I’ve tried to keep it together but sadly, it is lost. This account is more or less on hiatus until the muse returns.
In the meantime! You can added me on the following platforms if you all would like to talk. Skype: Trickygnostalgic Discord:  #3744 or  [email protected] Gmail: [email protected]
Don’t be afraid to add me, just let me know who you are when you do! <3
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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It’s official.
I’m sorry everyone, but my muse for Pacifica is officially gone. I’ve tried to keep it together but sadly, it is lost. This account is more or less on hiatus until the muse returns.
In the meantime! You can added me on the following platforms if you all would like to talk. Skype: Trickygnostalgic Discord:  #3744 or  [email protected] Gmail: [email protected]
Don’t be afraid to add me, just let me know who you are when you do! <3
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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Announcement: 1
I’ll be starting clean this year. 
+ All previous rps will be removed and I’ll be starting fresh
 + New Tag list will be created
+ Profile updates to come
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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Hello everyone, I’ll be returning within the next few days. I hope everyone had a great holiday and I’ll have more announcements to come. 
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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Hiatus Notice
~<> As many of my followers have notice, I have not been active for several weeks now. This is due to being swamped with school and work. I simply don’t have the time or the muse to be able to do replies at this current period. 
With this realization, I have decided to take a two month hiatus.  I will return sometime in January once the holiday season has past. Although it is unlikely I will be doing replies during this time, I will be checking in on my profile and keeping up with the fandom as it processes. If any of you desire to talk to me during this break, you can reach me at my Skype (mutuals may ask for it over PM) or on my home blog: Dream-Eating-Beast I have some plans for when I come back and have been working on a few prizes for a give away.~ I can’t wait to see you all again! Happy Holidays! 
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perfectpacifica · 9 years ago
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Hiatus Notice
~<> As many of my followers have notice, I have not been active for several weeks now. This is due to being swamped with school and work. I simply don’t have the time or the muse to be able to do replies at this current period. 
With this realization, I have decided to take a two month hiatus.�� I will return sometime in January once the holiday season has past. Although it is unlikely I will be doing replies during this time, I will be checking in on my profile and keeping up with the fandom as it processes. If any of you desire to talk to me during this break, you can reach me at my Skype (mutuals may ask for it over PM) or on my home blog: Dream-Eating-Beast I have some plans for when I come back and have been working on a few prizes for a give away.~ I can’t wait to see you all again! Happy Holidays! 
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