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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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So much changes so quickly

The strangest thing is how tumblr is still saved on the ipod i haven't touched in over 5 years. That's insane to me. I haven't thought of it in who knows how long, and yet I still have an account.

Even stranger is how being on tumblr again reminds me of who i was all those years ago. The people I spoke with. I had two really good friends on this site. Reblogging their posts sometimes. Other times just spamming each other with posts in the DMs and having fun.

We didn't split ways on good terms. Miscomunications. Thoughtless words. Thoughtless actions. Bad interactions sent us all apart. Well, me from them. I wonder who they are now.

I'm a different person now. And so are they. I haven't spoken to one of them since... god. 2019? 2020? And the other I last spoke with in 2021. So much has changed. So much.

And the lonliest thing is i still realize just how lonely I am sometimes. I don't have friends from my past. All i have is my current family and two friends i somewhat talk to every other week or so.

I doubt my old friends would recognize me if they saw me now. I'm engaged. My Fiance and I have a son. I grew my hair out and actually take care of it. My sense of humor has changed. I've been a manager in three different companies. My family says I laugh more. I smile more.

I think the hard thing is that despite being happy with my current life and friends, I can't help but miss my past. Wish that people who knew me then could see me now. See how I've grown. See who I've become. But I left everyone behind.

Nobody remembers me as the girl who always wore hoodies with hair cut short to her ears. Nobody remembers me as the girl that would read in the band room. Took way too many english classes. Nobody will hear me mention my inability to donate blood and go "Oh! I remember Junior year!"

When I talk about band trip, to everyone around me it's just a story. I don't have anybody to reminsce with me. Pull up old photos to embarras me to my fiance. Nobody to go on a walk and say "Wow. We've come so far."

I find myself wondering what theyre doing now. Those old friends of mine. The writer from my band class and the whovean i met in english class. Are they happy? Are they leading a good life? Safe?

Do they miss me too?

And if they do, what do I want to do with that? My memories were soured. I still feel a hurt. I can tell my new family about the history with one of my parents. The pain betweeen my sister and I. But I can't bring myself to ever mention my old friends. My previous partner.

I bite my tongue and hop over the subject of them completely. my brother in law and his partner seem to understand. They get a knowing look in their eyes. Like they know there's hurt there but they don't push. Let me sail over those seas into a safer coast with no question.

I wish i still had friends from when I was in high school. People who I could tell me achievements to. People who would've really appreciated the change in who i am as a person.

But I won't ever have that again. And you know what? That's ok. I'll just do my damndest to keep who I have now. And raise my son with my fiance.

Maybe that hole in my heart will eventually fill with something other than painful memories.

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

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If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

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