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does anyone else feel like they need to call someone but they never know who to call or is it just me and that dude from catcher in the rye

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There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

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"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

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me when i accept

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Basically ive started imbuing random inanimate objects with souls in order to fuck up the world LOL

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King of Swords. Art by Nicholas Kahn, from The Carnival at the End of the World Tarot Deck.

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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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Euproctis acmaea, Indonesia.

by David Fischer

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damn we got 9/11 tomorrow

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the hill me and the mutuals are dying on