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percy and ares beef is too funny

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Percy: i am not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen!

Annabeth: really? name one law

Percy: ...

Percy: don't kill people?

Annabeth: that's on me, i set the bar too low.

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Rick when we said than you should give your queer couples the same treatment you give your straight ones we didn’t mean sending them to hell too

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Nico and Hazel and Bianca paying each other to do the chores they don't wanna do and it's just the same $10 being passed around.

The money originally came from Hades paying one of them to do a task he didn't wanna do.

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lester papadopoulos is a tumblr user and he goes feral over the haikubot

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reyna also does !

Will and Rachel being the only two people in the riordanverse to have middle names is stupid.

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Nico di Angelo with his best friend vs half-sister vs boyfriend

Reyna: *sneezes*

Nico: bless you.

Hazel: *sneezes*

Nico: Hazel are you okay? are you sick? here let me take your temperature. do you want a blanket? soup? medication?

Will: *sneezes*

Nico: shut the fuck up.

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Percy: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Jason: Making four accounts.

Percy, tearing up: Really...?

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instead of a completely random girl created out of absolutely nothing u know who piper should've ended up with??? nyssa. a daughter of aphrodite w a daughter of hephaestus???? the symbolism?? both head consealors of their cabins?? the foreshadowing of silena and beckendorf??? and that would've been an opportunity to deepen nyssa's character instead of just being leo's sister??? also piper & leo would've been not only besties but officially family??? the wasted material to possibly work with in writing????

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now im no percico shipper but its kinda sus that percy "only remembers annabeth" and then promptly remembers nico

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we don't give percy enough credit tbh honestly if i was 12 and my mom died and my best friend was a goat and my father was a sea god and i was expected to go around the country looking for my uncle's thunderbolt with a girl that i was pretty sure hated my guts while literally everyone in my life was hiding things from me and never giving me any information so i had to peice everything together and still being called dumb i would go on a homicidal killing spree. i think percy managed to beat up ares because of the unhealthy amount of rage and agitation that was building up inside of him. honestly i don't blame him at ALL pop off king

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I haven’t touched gouache in years 0-e

[image description: painting of Alex Fierro in gouache. She is looking to the side with an inquisitive look, one eyebrow raised. End description.]

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nico can sense how close someone is to death by their aura and (rightfully) panics when he meets jason.

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nico: has anyone told you how beautiful u look today

apollo: no

nico: better luck tmr ig

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anon me a song that matches my tumblr vibe

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lupa: here is my last piece of advice for you, jason grace: do not do anything your future self would be ashamed of

eight year old jason, having just planned out a riot demanding for every legionnaire to get a complimentary elephant per year of military service: righttt, of course!! i am Listening to your advice :)

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Book Percabeth, you will always be famous <3

(All art by Viria)