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pippa-thewater-ballerina:

“You are truly terrible.”

“And if all goes to plan: soon to be rich.”

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@Jamiebower: Really enjoying Tuesday as you can see

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jen-stage-left:

“Apparently money can buy you anything.”

“Exactly. It’s great. Is it morally right? Probably not, who knows. But fuck it I like chicken nuggets.”

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“So there’s this person kid that lives next to me has like no friends and I was going out and he just kind of followed me and I was annoyed because like bro what the fuck are you doing. But then he started buying me a bunch of stuff and we went to the cinema and Jesus fucking Christ is he annoying but also: I like McDonald’s and so did he, as I found out. So he bought me McDonald’s and a cinema ticket. I feel like a cheap whore, turns out my friendship can be bought.”

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june-lewis:

“You can’t stay with your mum forever, Percy.”

“I can and I will, watch me.”

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akio-sunohara:

Akio lays on his couch, locked up in his house, “Go away!” he shouts at whoever knocked.

“Bro.” He’s still knocking on the door, he’s bored out of his mind. Apparently this is good way to be spending his time, because hey what could possibly go wrong when knocking on random doors. 

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june-lewis:

“Don’t you feel the need to move out?”

“Quite literally no part of me wants that.”

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itisnt-faith:

“She may be ‘chill’ but that doesn’t mean she’s okay with it, besides, don’t you want to support yourself? That’s what being an adult is about.”

He takes a moment to feign a look of contemplation. “I’m not an adult.”

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msbexley:

Bexley stares at the man, unsure how to react for a while. He certainly was odd, but she’d experienced far more random in her life; it barely fazed her. She tried to think of a proper response that could fit that scenario, though it seemed none was near worthy. Finally, she spit out, “That stuff on the radio, those artists just say what you want to hear after all.”

Well damn, not the reaction he wanted. He tried. “I can promise you now, no one wanted to hear the lyrics to blurred lines when that monstrosity was on the radio.

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“I’m nearly twenty... I can no longer class as an angst ridden teen in a few weeks and I’m honestly so heart broken, do I have to move out of my parent’s house? Because I’m not ready to get a job and I don’t think my Mum minds that much that I’m there. We’re chill. My Mum’s chill.”

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He’s listening, nodding hid head too. The moment she stops he pulls out his phone, not saying a word. He’s scrolling through his music, turns on Ed Sheeran’s ‘Even my Dad does Sometimes’ and fast forwards to get a certain lyric to play. ‘It’s alright to cry, even my Dad does sometimes...’. He’s avoiding laughing as best he can, nice one Percy. “...Good song.”

Nothing annoys me more than when people have a pity party for themselves. Cry in your own privacy, don’t rub your sadness in other people’s faces. I mean do you think we really want to hear everything bad in your life? Honestly, don’t complain unless you have something to complain about, and even then, just get up and go. Nothing can actually be solved by crying about anything.

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vannahmilcarek:

“Are you always this stupid?”

“Predominantly so, yes.”

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arty-wolff:

“…B-But it’s in m-my backpack…”

“I can guarantee that your backpack wasn’t calling me.”

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rosamaria-burrows:

“No. Take back that horrible line.”

"I personally thought it was impressive.”

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“Hey buddy is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me.”