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Do you think she took his advice?

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You think hypnotism can fix this guy?

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What is the significance of the tornado in Freudian Dream Theory?

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I don’t think this is what we are paying the architect for

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Living through the great depression and world war 2 so you can sit in your chair and smoke your pipe every day for the rest of your life until you die.

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Sergei Kononovich. Weird and hard to talk to, but a great architect. Gay in the late 1920s and 1930s (fun). Gay in the 1940s (not fun). Don’t ask him about dream theory or Freud.

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Ah yes, my favorite author- T.L. Armistead

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My newest OCs who I think about constantly.

Tom is an author of western novels. He’s from Oklahoma. He lived through the dustbowl. He was a POW in Japan during the war. Came back from the war different. Now he is trying to keep his marriage from imploding.

Maureen is Tom’s wife. Housewife and mother of two children. Rich, but bored. Loves taking on a lot of hobbies and switching between them. Wants to see her husband happy and involved like he used to be, before the war. Tired of him sitting in that damn chair all day.

Serge is the supposed answer to their problems. A New York architect that Tom hired. He thinks that a new house will fix their marriage. Serge is eccentric. Emphasizes the effect of psychology on the planning of a home. You have to understand the mind of the person whose home you are building.

Instead of fixing their marriage with a new house, things get worse when Tom gets involved in some sort of freudian psychosexual relationship with Serge.

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Happy 2025 it looks like its about time for another panicked oc art and info dump before i forget about tumblr again

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My beloved creature from @cascadiacryptids !! I named them Roshambo and have been lovingly calling them Shambly <3

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A terrifying dream...

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my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

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m o r e commissions!!!!!

for @sherbertilluminated

for @pepsi.harlot on instagram

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To shuck an oyster...

Oksana belongs to @pepsiharlot

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in the groupchat where I pretend to be a mean girl: Lol no shes soo mad at megan for just EXISTING more like pick-me minaj

in the same groupchat where i also pretend to be a russian prisoner tied up in a dungeon: Neither are as loud as the rattle of my chains

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"If I fear him, who loves him, how must he fear himself, who hates himself?"

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day 23

today's bird is the gleeble woodcock! (Scolopax alienus)

today it's time for a spotlight on our little mascot <3

i was originally gonna post this for my birthday on the 25th, but i got a little busy with celebrating and then schoolwork. and before you know it, it had been almost a week since i'd posted... my bad! anyways, onto the fun facts!

- the gleeble woodcock, also sometimes called the little green woodcock, is a species of woodcock haling from the planet glebulax. it bares a striking resemblance to the earthern american woodcock

- the gleeble woodcock can fly down to -3 mph, making it not only the slowest flying bird, but also completely beyond the laws of physics

- despite being from different planets, the gleeble woodcock shares the characteristic "peent" call with its american cousin

- the gleeble woodcock uses the antennae on its head to communicate with other members of its species by emitting complex brainwaves. they can also use these brainwaves to control humans for fun and sport

- this account may or may not be ran by a gleeble woodcock piloting a human vessel

- gleeble woodcock society is surprisingly complex. they even have their very own gleebular calendar, complete with various unique holidays. when these gleeble holidays come around, the woodcocks celebrate with ornate parties, complete with elegant dancing and gleeble jazz

- gleeble woodcocks are coming to earth TODAY! be prepared!