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when i grow up i want to be a manatee

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why is this so funny

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important things tumblr will not teach you

hating everyone will get you nowhere

actual depression fucking sucks

having low self esteem isn’t cute

you are as pretty as you believe you are

cigarettes will kill you

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So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

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Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

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If hogwarts was a HBCU….

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Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

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Ahh, it’s back

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one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass

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Luigi has gone TOO FAR

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Luigi has gone TOO FAR

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all

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another duck soldier lost in their relentless war