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Brak and Zorak Invader Zim Crossover

Posting this for a friend! His new story is a dark and funny crossover of The Brak Show with Invader Zim on FFN.

https://href.li/?https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14263847/1/Brak-and-Zorak-Invader-Zim-Crossover-of-Doom

Author's Note: This is a Brak Show (adult swim) crossover with Invader Zim. For those that don't know the show, Brak and Zorak are two aliens that go to high school and have a ton of weird adventures (I highly suggest watching a few episodes). It's more of a prequel to Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Zorak in Space Ghost was an alien warlord, and Brak himself was an intelligent criminal at the time. In The Brak Show, Brak is more friendly (and a lot more naive) while Zorak remains more or less the same. The same will go for this fic. I always wanted to try my hand at writing something like this, so here goes nothing.

Dib and Gaz are aged up to 17 and 18, around the same ages as Brak and Zorak.

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Magical Doom Adventure Begins!

Earth:

Precise Location: Outside of Zim's base.

It was a dark and gloomy morning in the suburban neighborhood of Irken Invader Zim. And it wouldn't be a lovely sort of morning if Dib and Zim weren't brawling in the middle of the street.

The taller teen struggled to try to overpower the short Irken in disguise, attempting to grab control device in the alien's hand.

Dib groaned as Zim kicked him in the stomach. "I won't let you get away with this, Zim!"

Zim smiled his iconic evil grin while clutching the device away from his enemy. "I don't think you have a choice this time, Dib-stink!"

The human boy, now angrier than usual, managed to jump the alien, slowly managing to pry the device from Zim's grip.

Zim narrowed his eyes and growled. He quickly lunged at his human enemy once more. "Give it back, Earth-larvae!"

Dib recoiled, backing away from the attacking Invader. "Fat chance, you lizard!"

The Irken grabbed onto the device again, with Dib struggling to pull it away from him. "Soon you and the other worms in your class will surely meet your Moosey Fate this time! I guarantee it! For I am Zim!"

Dib's grip was slowly slipping away, especially as his own sweat began to build up on the remote, making it slippery. "Never!"

Within an instant, the remote flew out of their hands, landing on the pavement in a sickening crack. In the same breath, the old school bus that Zim modified into a ship disappeared directly into a random wormhole, which closed immediately.

Zim's eyes widened, as he quickly got up and ran after it. He grabbed the remote, but upon touching the device it fell to pieces instantly. Zim's breathing deepened, clenching his fists as he dramatically screamed to the sky. "Noooooo!"

Dib, though exhausted, laughed in his usual nasal tone. He couldn't help but to feel relieved it was over. "Give it up! This is the second time I stopped you from sending a bus full of kids through a wormhole to some nightmare dimension!"

Zim spun around, throwing the broken pieces at his enemies head. "You have no idea what you've done, do you?!"

The paranormal investigator raised a brow. "I broke your little remote control so you can't open a wormhole! The Earth is saved!"

The short Irken huffed as he marched toward his large headed enemy. "You've ruined a device that's capable of opening wormholes anywhere in the universe! My other control is on board the ship itself! Who knows where it will end up or who will find it, you stupid, filthy monkey!"

Dib scoffed. "Maybe it'll end up somewhere abandoned?"

Zim grimaced, no longer having a way to monitor the situation. He knew that, depending on where it ended up, it could potentially lead directly to him. Perhaps even jeopardize his mission.

Dib dusted himself off, chuckling. "I'm not worried about any other people or aliens getting their hands on it. They can't possibly be worse than you, Zim!"

"Hey!" A particularly annoyed voice shouted.

Both Dib and Zim snapped their attention to the surly goth that stood before them.

Gaz grimaced at them both as she held her Game Slave 4 in her hands. "We're gonna be late to school. Not that I normally care, but the normal detention rooms are boarded up because of a mutated vermin infestation. If I have to sit in detention in the nasty toilet stall classrooms because of you two, I'm gonna make you both wish I was never born."

Both Dib and Zim briefly froze on account of that ominous warning. Zim blinked, as he and Dib scrambled to compose themselves and prepare for another awful day of high school, lest they piss off the wicked sister.

Meanwhile, one bright and sunny morning, in a suburban neighborhood on a planet far, far away, two best friends waited for the bus together, chatting away.

"And that's when I beat him senseless with a friggin steak!" The green mantis alien recalled in a gleefully evil, deep raspy voice to his friend.

"Wait. Where'd you get the steak from?" The red, tiger-like alien inquired in his usual cheery tone.

"I stole it from the principal's office!" Zorak bragged. "Why should he get a fancy steak after serving the rest of the chumps in the cafeteria slop?!" He shouted, raising a gloved fist in the air.

"Good point. I'm glad my Mom packs us both lunch! The school's food is pretty rank." Brak responded as he held up two brown paper bags.

"Yeah, she's great like that…" The mantis replied as he smirked, thinking about her. Despite her being married, he still had a crush on his friend's mother, which was as weird as it sounded. "Just don't tell anyone at school that she packs us lunch."

"Got it, buddy!" He happily complied, giving him a thumbs up with his red glove. "So what was the rest of your story?"

"Oh yeah. Then I tied it to his head while I brought in this angry badger and-"

Zorak didn't even get to finish recounting his violent escapade as the bus for Learnmore high school slowed to a crawl at the stop sign. Barely a nanosecond later, a bright, swirling wormhole opened up, with a second oddly shaped bus barreling out it, rear ending the Learnmore bus. Cries of panic were heard from the first bus as it was sent flying down the hill at break-neck speed. A large crash was heard, followed by the sight of a black cloud of noxious smoke filling the sky.

Brak gasped, his jaw dropping open as he witnessed the unexpected mayhem, while Zorak cackled loudly, delighting in it.

"Prepare to enter the bus vehicle, students! We're going on a magical adventure trip! There will be no doom involved at all!" A robotic voice suddenly announced from the inside of the flying school bus.

"Oh boy! I always wanted to go on a magical adventure with no doom!" Brak smiled, as he jumped up and down a few times. "Come on, Zorak!" He eagerly said as he grabbed both of their backpacks and began to run to the new bus.

"Not so fast!" The mantis stated in a commanding tone, grabbing his goofy friend by the shirt collar from behind. Zorak eyed the bus suspiciously. "There's something screwed up about this."

"B-but the trip!" Brak pleaded to his friend.

"Forget the friggin' trip!" Zorak shouted. "It's probably some weird creep tryin' to lure us with free candy."

"Candy! I've got free candy! And Pork-cows! Now get in, kids!" The metallic voice demanded.

"Candy?! Where?!" Brak gleefully ran towards the door of the bus, only to be held back by Zorak's strong grip.

"Didn't your old man ever talk to you about stranger danger?" Zorak grumpily inquired.

"No. What's that?" Brak innocently answered, shrugging his shoulders.

Zorak groaned in annoyance, releasing Brak from his grip. He took a few steps towards the open door, eyeing it with great suspicion. His eyes fell upon the "driver" of the bus, a simple android. The rest of the bus was empty, save for some empty walnut shells and a few pictures of a stoic-looking moose. Zorak smacked the robot upside its cheap tin head, causing it to spark and malfunction.

"Lead you to your Moosey fa-fa-fate! Zim shall ru-rule you all pig-smellies! Earth is mine! Weenies! Silence, Gir! Dookie-weenies! Earth will be doomed, Dib! And there's nothing you can do to stop it!" The bot sputtered, before giving out.

Zorak squinted his eyes as he carefully removed the bot's head, analyzing it.

"Zorak! Are you okay?!" Brak yelled as he impatiently waited outside.

"Never better." The mantis muttered as he dug around in the bot's head, pulling out a chip as well as several other advanced instruments that contained foreign symbols on.

Brak cautiously walked closer, curiosity getting the better of him as he tried to peek over Zorak's shoulders. "Oh my God! You killed him!" He cried out in horror.

Zorak shook his head. He held up the metal head. "I didn't kill him. It's a bot, you idiot."

Brak scrunched his brow, poking the bot's now decapitated head with his finger. "But why is there a bot driving a school bus? Where'd he come from? And what's with that big flaming portal behind us?!"

Zorak smirked, holding the foreign tech in his gloved hand. "This definitely isn't Dokarian technology. Or any that I recognize. The lettering looks familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. The message said something about ruling over the planet Earth. And some Zim word."

The red alien gasped! "Oh no! This could be a really bad guy, committing crimes of evil and stuff!"

Zorak waved off any concern, his curiosity reaching its peak. "Yeah, yeah. It sounds interesting. I intend to find out! Let's go for a ride!"

Brak gasped. "B-but we have to go to school or we'll get in trouble!"

The alien mantis cackled as he began to intuitively configure the alien technology. "What are you worried about? Another detention with that fossil of a librarian who smells like something died? Come on, let's ditch! Don't you want to hang out and go explore wherever this metal hunk of junk came from? It'll be fun!"

Brak placed his finger under his chin, quietly grinding his large fangs together in contemplation. "Wouldn't it be kinda dangerous?"

Zorak threw his head back, chuckling darkly as he rubbed his hands together. "That's what makes it interesting!"

The tiger-like alien smiled, throwing both of their backpacks in the seat of the bus. "Alrighty, buddy! Let's go have us some fun!"

"And kick some ass!" Zorak added as he burst into a fit of mean-spirited laughter, with Brak unwittingly joining him.

The mantis shoved the torso of the robot out of the driver's seat. He took the chip from the robot's head and inserted it into a control panel. He searched for coordinates from where the strange bus originated. "Jackpot." Zorak chuckled, satisfied with the results. He took control of the wheel, backing the school bus into the random wormhole on the street as they began to depart from their home planet.

Brak looked out the bus window at a dog that was walking nearby on a sidewalk. "I didn't know you had your license, Zorak!"

"I don't. My mother didn't take me for my driving test because four instructors quit at the exact time my appointment was scheduled!"

"Huh. That's strange…Wait a minute….You're driving without a valid license!" Brak yelled in sudden realization.

Zorak rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, so if any cop asks, my name is Thundercleese and NOT Zorak. Yours is now Clarence NOT Brak. Got it?"

"That's stealing!"

"Not stealing, borrowing. We'll give it back when we don't need it anymore. It'll be a funny prank. You like pranks, don't you?"

Brak chuckled in amusement as he watched the same dog going past the window again on a sidewalk. "Yeah, I suppose it'll be funny. Like that dog. He must have walked by this bus at least four times now on that sidewalk! Zorak, you drive real slow like my grandpa. So slow that the same old turtle keeps passing us by."

The mantis grumbled, stomping his foot on the pedal to accelerate. "This is as fast as this piece of crap scrap metal goes! And there are no dogs, turtles or sidewalks in wormholes!"

"Okay, but he's going backwards now. What a cute dog…Hey! Can we stop for pizza along the way?!"

"Sure, when we get there. But I'll have to 'find' some more money if you catch my drift."

Brak jumped up from his seat and began to use two pencils as drumsticks as he sang his favorite song. "Whoo! I love pizza! This is the pizza song! If you love pizza with lotsa meatza everybody sing along! Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza song! This is the pizza song, everybody sing along! Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza song!"

The mantis grumbled as his hands gripped the steering wheel tightly, his stomach now growling. "Great, now you're making me hungry."

"Hey Zorak?"

"Yeah?"

"What's a Dib?"

"Hell if I know."

"Okay. What's a Zim? It's a funny sounding word. Wonder what it means…"

The mantis-alien shrugged. "I dunno. Probably a curse word."

An old recording of a strange voice loudly announced to the duo. "Your Moosey Fate Awaits!"

Suddenly, the portal vomited out the bus-like spaceship, which Zorak maneuvered into a rough landing.

Brak smiled largely, jumping up from his seat, running to the door. "We're here! Nice job, buddy!"

Zorak got up from the driver's seat, pushing a button to open the door. The two looked around, exchanging a glance with one another upon seeing such a stark contrast between this planet, Earth, and back home.

It was dark. It was dank. The sky was hazy. The air stank of chemicals and pollution. The streets were littered with trash. Strange advertisements were plastered everywhere!

Brak frowned, as he cupped his hands over his nose. "This doesn't look like a good place to get a pizza."

While Brak was disappointed and even a little nauseated, Zorak's morbid curiosity was piqued, he darkly chuckled to himself. A wicked smirk crossed his green face, as he was ready to explore this new area...and start a little trouble along the way!

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This started off a little slow, but I promise next chapter will be much more interesting!

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