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anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

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when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

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I wonder when The Fray was writing “How to Save a Life” they knew that it would be used in every hospital/doctor TV series ever at some point.

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5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

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i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

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Ben and jerrys is amazing I love working there but only the workers in Vermont get the three pints and I make my state's minimum wage (9.47).

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

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👏🏼👏🏼☝🏼️☝🏼️☝🏼️👉🏼

If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

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🐸☕️ This tea is too hot

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How dare you

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

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breaking up tip

don’t use clichés like “it’s not you, it’s me” “maybe we can still be friends” etc but instead let them down by using famous cooking show elimination tag lines. “you’ve been chopped” “please pack your knives and go”

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level of language obsession: i get jealous of native speakers for being native speakers

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Can we appreciate how he censored "dumb" but not "fuck"? lol

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

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Kids know.

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The Dictator (2012)

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