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i want you

anon i post 4chan screenshots.

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where u at dog

ck is like terminally unfunny and all the reddit screenshots are submissions because i dont use it. so there have been no new posts.

if you want to know whatsgoing on in my life: i've been really into store brand diet cola recently - have you noticed that literally every store brand tastes the same? into kabanos also. if they have kabanos at your grocery store you should get some it's a great meat snack

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asking cuz ive gotten kind of into them as a snack. you break them up first obvs and put the seasoning pack on them. they're like crunchy and not even that bad. i think they make you shit bad though

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i want my glands punctured by a cervid

i hope this happens for you 👍

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bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year's Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won't have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn't stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

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i want your glans punch my cervix

i can't do that

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sardines in water > sardines in oil

no idea how someone could actually think this in real life. you must have been born without tastebuds, and so can't notice the difference. it's ok, i wont make fun of your deficiency, but you should know it seperates you from the rest of us (normal tongue havers and sardines in oil fans)

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