Dipping my toes into a new and scary thing || Evie || 32 || She/Her || 18+ Only || Blog may be NSFW || Main is penumbra-pandemonium
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Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa
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Clown to clown communication
it was suggested to me and I will now make it happen.
reblog with your clowns and be judged by shitty kitty. or your nonmirthful purple/indigo/whatever you call that caste and be REALLY JUDGED.
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Endlessly charmed by the rustic pail of condoms at my local Planned Parenthood. Everybody grab a fistful of complimentary prophylactics from the fuck bucket.
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Greetings. Salutations. Bonjour. Allo.
It's alive. There is life here. I've been doodling like a madman in the background, trying to update 16 years-worth of characters and lore into something easier to take in bite-sized chunks. A process I started ages ago... and promptly lost the password to the Tumblr I was using at the time. RIP, blog-whose-name-I've-forgotten.
Updates will be sporadic, but rest assured, it's being worked on. I want to have something to post here so I can reblog and comment without looking like the world's tattiest spambot.
Until then, cheers!
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Sending Kaorii and Ari for your purusal!
I'm still struggling to grasp his muse, but that's not going to stop me. Bring forth 1-2 trolls or other OCs for Lunaes to give his opinion on. I'll answer them when I get home from work 😃
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I'm already so normal about my new trolls
(Art/design by @/norts-trolls and @/luckydrunk)
Like this little bastard who owns/runs a popular tourist cave, with the land being passed down from their ancestor. There are nice, open, well lit beginner caverns up by the front for even wrigglers to get a taste of spelunking, and deeper more advanced tunnels with body counts.
They've gotten pretty good at sussing out who can actually handle these passages.
They will absolutely hype you up to go even if you are super going to die if you show up super confident.
Their name is Rambir Knulut :)
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☕8. What does a typical day night look like for you? ☕11. Do you have any coping mechanisms for dealing with anxiety or fear? ☕24. Would you sacrifice one innocent person to save a thousand others?
for Patrah
What does a typical day look like for you? - " Uhm... mostly a lot of training, My teacher usually alternates between theory, practice and um... exposure therapy? That's what they call it anyway, Lots of pictures of seadwellers torn to shreds, She says it'll get me prepared..." Do you have any coping mechanisms for dealing with anxiety or fear? - "I got told that anxiety and fear aren't real, so I don't need to worry about them and k-keep training... but uhm ... I clutch my duodent to my chest a lot and it makes me feel a bit better" Would you sacrifice one innocent person to save a thousand others? - "This is an easy one, I'm told that I'm the only one who matters so I'd kill... the thousand... I think"
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☕6. How do you deal with betrayal or conflict in your relationships? ☕21. Is there someone who has significantly influenced your life? ☕35. Have you ever skinny-dipped?
for Tadaja
How do you deal with betrayal or conflict in your relationships? - "Haven't had a lot of relationships since my service time, Theoretically though? I'm a very forgiving woman, but everybody has their line right?" Is there someone who has significantly influenced your life? - Yeah... Yeah for sure. There's a few trolls who I can't name, either from." -You tap your temple- "Brain trauma, or just because I don't want to get anybody in trouble. I just hope they know I love them" Have you ever skinny-dipped? - "Y- Yeah I have, I only have the one outfit and crabs are good eating when I can bring them to Gramps, I don't want to get all this wet... God my jacket would be so heavy!"
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☕7. What are you willing to sacrifice to achieve your goals? ☕10. Are there any skills or talents you have that not many people know about? ☕20. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
for Kaorii
7. What are you willing to sacrifice to achieve your goals? - "Shiiiiit, well speakin' from experience, a lot of literal blood, sweat and tears. A few teeth too!" Are there any skills or talents you have that not many people know about? - "This is a pretty hard one actually, I don't fuckin' spend much time around people... so most of em'? But I'd say people don't know I do my own hair styling, Lotsa' trial and error" Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses? - "Where's the fun in puntin' little horses! Gimmie' that fuckin' duck dude, Mano a Mano , Bird Vs Bird. My Mom is bigger anyway"
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Spill the Tea ☕
Send ☕ or tea + question number (from the list below) for my muse to answer questions about themselves. You can select multiple questions or add your own. My muse can decline if the question is out of the list questions provided.
How did you come to choose your current profession or lifestyle?
How do you typically handle stress or difficult situations?
How do you view yourself versus how others see you?
Do you have any habits or quirks that others find unique or strange?
Have you ever been in love? If so, what was it like?
How do you deal with betrayal or conflict in your relationships?
What are you willing to sacrifice to achieve your goals?
What does a typical day look like for you?
What's your favorite way to relax or unwind?
Are there any skills or talents you have that not many people know about?
Do you have any coping mechanisms for dealing with anxiety or fear?
What are your pet peeves?
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Do you prefer working alone or in a team?
What kind of music do you listen to, if any?
What would your dream pet be, if laws of physics and reality were no obstacle?
What’s your favorite mythical creature, and why?
What’s your guilty pleasure, the thing you indulge in secretly?
Have you ever broken someone’s heart, intentionally or unintentionally?
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
Is there someone who has significantly influenced your life?
What’s your signature dance move?
Have you ever broken the law?
Would you sacrifice one innocent person to save a thousand others?
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone?
What’s your favorite smell in the entire world, and have you ever tried to bottle it?
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done while drunk?
Describe your most awkward kiss.
How many times a week do you talk to yourself?
What’s the strangest food combination you’ve ever tried and actually liked?
What's your idea of the perfect romantic evening?
Have you ever written a love letter or received one?
!!!!!! Suggestive questions from this point onwards:
33. What's the sexiest feature you find in a partner? 34. Have you ever had a one-night stand? 35. Have you ever skinny-dipped? 36. Have you ever had a friends-with-benefits arrangement? 37. Have you ever done it somewhere other than a bed? Where? 38. Describe your first time in three words. 39. Describe a non-sexual activity that turns you on unexpectedly. 40. If you could create your own aphrodisiac, what ingredients would you include?
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jade i drew! and here is jade i drew without her background.
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Adult, Ibimii is only well known in circus circles (circusles?) and is known to be very kind and perpetually in a good mood and skipping around. Her fashion sense is a bit all over the place but she makes it work, and her chucklevoodoos are always triggered so her eyes swap between purple and pink at random increments (as far as she knows) "Oh WOW you have some aura! Those threads are absolutely killer, and I'm super jealous of your beauty marks. Mine are fake" She taps the dots on her chin playfully
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Minor/Young Teenager. Patrah is an heiress being groomed for greatness, but is currently not in the limelight and not known very well. She's struggling with the training regime she's been thrust into; and she's honestly working through some trauma. Her personality can flit between being very meek and chaotically aggressive. "Oh h-hello... I like your jacket and jewellry a lot, I don't get to get new shinies very often" Her posture is guarded but interested and she holds her duodent to her chest with both hands.
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Adult, Ibimii is only well known in circus circles (circusles?) and is known to be very kind and perpetually in a good mood and skipping around. Her fashion sense is a bit all over the place but she makes it work, and her chucklevoodoos are always triggered so her eyes swap between purple and pink at random increments (as far as she knows) "Oh WOW you have some aura! Those threads are absolutely killer, and I'm super jealous of your beauty marks. Mine are fake" She taps the dots on her chin playfully
Judgement Meme Time
Lucora is brand new and still has that new car smell, time to figure out what their deal is!
Reblog with 1 troll/human/alien at a time for her to judge! Add a short blurb if you'd like, mention if they're famous/well known, whatever you want! Multiple reblogs allowed, judgebacks always appreciated and fun but never expected, you know the deal!
Also, please note somewhere if the character is an adult or not! I don't expect him to get raunchy, but he'd at the very least probably react/speak to a child differently than an adult in general.
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Minor/Young Teenager. Patrah is an heiress being groomed for greatness, but is currently not in the limelight and not known very well. She's struggling with the training regime she's been thrust into; and she's honestly working through some trauma. Her personality can flit between being very meek and chaotically aggressive. "Oh h-hello... I like your jacket and jewellry a lot, I don't get to get new shinies very often" Her posture is guarded but interested and she holds her duodent to her chest with both hands.
Judgement Meme Time
Lucora is brand new and still has that new car smell, time to figure out what their deal is!
Reblog with 1 troll/human/alien at a time for her to judge! Add a short blurb if you'd like, mention if they're famous/well known, whatever you want! Multiple reblogs allowed, judgebacks always appreciated and fun but never expected, you know the deal!
Also, please note somewhere if the character is an adult or not! I don't expect him to get raunchy, but he'd at the very least probably react/speak to a child differently than an adult in general.
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new alternian custom fonts... 2!
as promised i've finally gotten around to making more fonts for hiveswap new alternian! some more standard choices this time, along with the requested homestuck land font.
i've ALSO gone back and REDONE the first four fonts so that now they're more streamlined, and include punctuation and accurate sizing! i stuck with english punctuation so that all of the quirks would translate accurately.
all of the fonts should now be compatible with every canon troll's typing quirk except for damara, daraya, and potentially meulin.
these are free to use for whatever you like. i made all of them by hand, so sorry for any mistakes! i hope you enjoy!
download new fonts | download remade old fonts
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