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worst relationship status to have w someone is βobjectively theyβre a fine person who is nice but i donβt enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mineβ
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please reblog I'm curious
#sound and vibration on#it wont save me#(slept through my house being broken into#by a lady screaming at the top of her lungs)#but an attempt is made
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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...
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#yes but separate thing#had a high school bully yell something i used to get bullied about at me out his car window#years after both of us had graduated too
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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK* πππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*ππππππππππππππππππ
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girl who develops a god complex and changes her pronouns from she/her to She/Her
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Young Link (Soprano), Wind Waker Link (Alto), Adult Link (Tenor), and Twilight Princess Link (Bass) wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with their, er, rousing rendition of a Christmas classic.
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I'm upset I just realized I didn't celebrate the tenth anniversary of Adachi Fucked Up Day
this ask hit me like a freight train happy (late) 10 years of Adachi Fucked Up Day
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it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump
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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals
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transition is like putting on the oxygen mask thingy in the airplane. first you trans your own gender for safety and then you help with everyone else's.
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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
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The disappointment I felt upon realizing that this did not, in fact, refer to Danny DeVito being hired by The Onion as the new host of Infowars is immeasurable
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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!
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