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People who write Jason calling Sheila a bitch in his internal monologue don’t understand him I’m sorryyy. I don’t think he’s ever actually said a word against her in canon at the is point. He spent his last moments trying to protect her from the blast even after her betrayal. He is insane in ways you can’t even begin to fathom
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Jason Todd, chilling out in his safehouse cleaning his guns or whatever, listening to a bunch of podcast episodes he downloaded earlier:
Podcast host: welcome back to Gnarliest Murders! now today we’re gonna be discussing a really gruesome case. it’s got everything: celebrity intrigue, supervillains -
Jason: neat
Podcast host: - brutal beatings and explosions!
Jason: hey wait a second
Podcast host: that’s right folks, today we’re going to be digging into the murder of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne’s adopted son, Jason Todd
Jason: okay what the fuck
Podcast host: but before we get into the gory details, let me tell you about today’s sponsor, Squarespace! With Squarespace you can-
Jason: what the fuck??
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No but I HATE it when fanfics/canon/rhato (🤢) make Black Mask Jason's archenemy or someone reaaaaally dangerous he has to deal with. What the fuck. Did you even read utrh??
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Jason has a different perspective than anyone else in the Batfam because Jason is a victim, not a survivor. Jason has been the collateral damage, the “we can’t save everyone”. Jason has been the one dead because Bruce said “if I kill Joker I’m just as bad” (which is a ridiculous false equivalency). Jason has been the poor street kid written off by society, he has been the victim of domestic violence and child abuse. Jason has been one of the hundreds The Joker has senselessly tortured and murdered.
What Bruce & Co are essentially asking Jason to do is accept that his death was okay, that he was an acceptable sacrifice for The Joker whose life is nothing but harming others for fun and continues creating more victims like Jason. And Bruce’s only defense is the absolutist “killing is bad and if we do it we’ll be bad” (even though mass surveillance, torture, excessive force, etc. is all also bad but Bruce is fine with doing that “for the greater good” even when it clearly doesn’t work).
Of course Jason cannot accept that it’s okay he died and that other innocent people keep dying because it isn’t fucking okay. Victims are allowed to be angry, are allowed to fight back.
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Attempting to reconnect with my Bro Strider kintype by looking at lustful images of puppets and Jacking It. It is not working and my meatstick lies limp and dejected in my hand. WOE TO THOSE WHO REMAIN FLACID IN THE FACE OF MUPPET HOLE! WOE AND SHAME!
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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation
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