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Collab with @kavvueh for Haikaveh Reverse Bang ✨

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To Form Connections

The path I take eventually leads back to you. In which Kaveh semi-accidentally joins the Fatui while searching for the Eternal Oasis; Alhaitham decides to help his roommate’s research by teaming up with Jeht’s Eremite band. Neither deigns to tell the other what they’re up to. Miscommunication, bickering, and shenanigans ensue.

Read the fic here!

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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

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IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

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here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

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Wow, I haven’t touched tumblr in years. Hello again

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its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

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Selenelion

Repainting of an older illustration 

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Hey, hey Harrow.

buy me a ko-fi? https://ko-fi.com/ependa

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some part of me wanted a scene where Gideon got to be parented by John at the end of HTN and they had the absolute worst father-daugther dynamic ever

(Happy Holidays, and Happy Birthday to Gideon! )

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Some DnD Homebrew Rules to Fix Common Player Bugbears (Not Bugbear Player Characters, Which Are Perfect)

Brought to you by DMs who have had to concede with players that, yeah, that rule is dumb, let’s fix it.

“Natural 20′s on Initiative are a waste of a Crit″- A Nat20 on initiative gives the player one Hasted Action (to be used to Attack once, Dash, Disengage, Dodge or Use An Item) for the first Round of combat. Nat1′s on Initiative mean the player can use their Action or Bonus Action but not both, and loose their Reaction for the first Round of combat. 

“This Healing Potion cost me all my gold and it’s healed me for nothing.” - You can use a Healing Potion as an Action or a Bonus Action. If used as an Action you stop and concentrate on drinking it, and heal the max amount of HP. If used as a Bonus Action, you take a swig and hope it was enough, so you roll for the healing received as per usual rules.

“The Cleric has run out of Spell Slots and there is no healing Cantrip, we’re screwed and they feel useless” - Since Clerics are literal channels between their god and the world, I’ve given my Clerics an ability we called Divine Conduit - As an Action, you may cast Cure Wounds without a Spell Slot by sacrificing your own HP equivalent to 10xthe Spell Level you cast it at (10 HP for Lvl 1, 20 for Lvl 2 etc) as you literally burn yourself up by releasing more divine power than your body can take. 

“Why don’t cats have Darkvision?” - No clue. Cats have Darkvision now. 

Remember, if the rules as written aren’t working for you and your group, you can change them! 

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From @twiniboo #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/CGtkQ3loRpg/ ]

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couples costumes at the DEO halloween party

ive literally forgotten how to draw people im so sorry pls just take the joke(s)

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Owen: My policy is, “If you see something, say something.”

Flora, raising a hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Owen: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, people.

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henry and owen realizing that jamie is about to tell an insanely terrifying and heartbreaking story full of nonstop death and trauma the literal night before flora’s wedding:

miles and flora, remembering none of this shit, slowly realizing that jamie is talking about them as children being possessed, nearly murdered, and constantly watching people die:  

jamie, who’s been warning everyone she’s going to do this for years, finally having her time to fuck everyone up the way she’s always wanted: 

dani in the back of the room: