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Bingley and Darcy are doing great in their new home and in typical cat fashion, have shunned the kitty beds and sleep in the laundry sink.

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very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.

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Do you have any family members who have the same name? (like two people called Dave for example)

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"You are not alone." "Don't despair." "Don't give up."

Misha looking gorgeous while sending an important, very much welcome and needed message. 💙

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If you're visiting my profile for the slur song, here's the spotify link:

Text link if that doesn't work.

You can stream it on YouTube too. I'll update if Apple accidentally approve it.

Thankyou for all your messages, I'll get to them all eventually, promise!

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You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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Me when I smush my face into the wall

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Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

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the voice of the devil

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everyone please pour one out for my poor little cat stevie, who just looked down into a bathtub full of water, thought to herself, "i wonder what that is", and confidently jumped in. her pride will never be the same.

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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.