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Me not realizing I had E. Coli for a month and a half thinking it was just my normal chronic pain

me, looking back on it all:

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

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i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

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unoriginal joke

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No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

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Mr.mailman, mail me a man

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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i hate noticing myself developing new verbal tics over time. why am i saying this suddenly. what the hell is "swaggo"

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rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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if you're just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial

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Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

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Adding this for those who haven't seen it

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡