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Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

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These pictures are killing me

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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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Soup is superior, because it's healing to the soul, nourishing to the body, and can be used as an area effect weapon, dealing burning damage and possibly poison damage, depending on the soup.

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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

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I'm sorry that we live in a world, where simply not being The Best™ at something, makes you feel as if you're Not Enough at all.

Mediocrity is underrated. You don't have to be exceptional. It's enough to simply Be.

Other people are better than you. More talented, more interesting, more attractive. But why does your life need to center them?

You are already Enough. The way you feel when you look at a sunset or greet your friends or eat your favorite foods is already a Grand Purpose.

Living for the small joys of your average life is extraordinary because it is so ordinary. And ordinary life is a truly extraordinary thing.

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new year new mountain goats

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Please be patient. I'm trying very hard to be A Person™ but it's really difficult for me, and I'm not particularly good at it. There was no tutorial and the rules seem wildly inconsistent.

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A Mourn Watch student finds out about Emmrich and Rook, 9:52, colourised

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RATINGS PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT

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Imagine trying to study in the Memorial Gardens

Just chillin’ with your books, trying to pass your classes, when boom, Professor Volkarin shows up, turning the sky into a goddamn magical light show. Sparkles everywhere. Wisps twirling around like they’re auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. Why? Oh, because he’s spitting mad game at some ridiculously hot 20-year-old.

He’s laying it on thick, throwing out lines like “It is when I will it, my dear,” like he’s the main character in a Wattpad fanfic.

You just want to study and one of his wisps is trying to crawl up your ass

Meanwhile Professor Volkarin is very busy tongue-deep in this rando’s mouth now, mystical fireworks popping off around them, while you’re just trying to figure out how to survive midterms.

Wasn’t he supposed to be on sabbatical anyway?? Like, sir, go be messy elsewhere.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??