According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way an aquatic bird should be able to fly.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Dont you worry about where i got my burlap sacks with dollar signs on them
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Real talk if you have a problem with me please send me a message so I can delete it and pretend it never happened ok I’m sensitive.
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there’s something so satisfying about umbrellas that just immediately pop open when you press a button.. so suave.. so sexy.. watch me open my umbrella and shield myself from the rain in one swift movement and tell me that’s not smooth. not hot. you can’t. because it was SO sexy
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Perfect. I can finally be paid for my stellar suggestions. This was the plan all along.
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Weirdest piece of Fleetwood Mac memorabilia I’ve ever seen.
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Remember, birdwatching goes both ways
that’s vaguely threatening. thank you
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