penguin-in-love

[penguin-in-love]

“Yes Mother” 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

[penguin-in-love]

they look so "hey we saw you across the bar and we hate your vibe so were gonna kill you with hammers :3"

[penguin-in-love]

🩷

<З

[penguin-in-love]

AITA for killing my best friend’s girlfriend?

Wait. Hear me out. My best friend ( 28M ) had gone through a rough patch and was admitted to an Asylum. For six months I ( 32M ) would visit him everyday and give him gifts and talk with him. He’s the only friend I have and in that period we grew close. I’m a man of power, and people only respect me out of fear or need for protection, except him who genuinely likes me even when I hated him at first. Using my connections, I got him out of the asylum and gave him a job in my mayoral campaign and helped him readjust. Through it, he showed me that people can like me and vote for me in a clean way ( even if he had to go behind my back and disobey my orders to do so ), and when I won the election, one of my ex-staff tried to kill me and he saved my life! He even nearly got himself killed. he said he’d do anything for me. Eve since my mother’s death, I never thought someone would actually care about me this much. So, I fell in love with him. He’s my one true love, and following my late mother’s advice, I should run with it. Except I was shy and insecure and kept balking whenever I tried to confess to him. When he told me he admires me, I finally found the courage to tell him, but asked him to dinner where we live so I could confess to him.

he went out to bring wine and didn’t come back because he met a woman ( ??F ) who looked exactly like his dead ex-girlfriend ( which he killed in that rough patch in his life ) and fell in love with her overnight. That’s ridiculous!

I met his new girlfriend and she was a sweet librarian. I told her about his precious stunt as a serial killer. Admittedly I wanted him for myself, but she was soft and sweet they couldn’t have lasted. My best friend would’ve killed her! But she apparently told my best friend that it’s alright and she trusts he changed now.

My best friend panicked about hurting her and I encouraged him to dump her, but he asked me to do that for him. It’s fine, really, I’m happy to end their doomed romance. I visited her to deliver her the news but she refused claiming she could show him he couldn’t hurt her! She wrote him a letter and my best friend went to dump her himself, but returned after spending the night at her place claiming he’s all fixed now and now she can’t hurt her.

So, I cut the breaks in her car and she had an unfortunate accident :)

[penguin-in-love]

Old art from my Gotham phase - a year or so ago.

[penguin-in-love]

They are equally obnoxious towards each other. It feels balanced

[penguin-in-love]

Do you think Batman ever put out a notice to the rogues like “hey guys it’s robin’s birthday tomorrow can you not do any crime so we can celebrate” and they were like. yeah ok

[penguin-in-love]

I needed to find some reference pictures for edwards apartment and ,COMPLETELY disregarding this man’s sense of decorating, where the FUCK is his kitchen?????

WHY IS IT SO HIDDEN FROM THE INTERNET

I CANT FIND A DECENT PICTURE ANYWHERE

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FRIDGE NYGMA

[penguin-in-love]

[penguin-in-love]

Confirmed and semi-confirmed entries in the gay wrongs poll so far

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Murder Husbands who coined the popular use of that term have the most submissions so far (10!)

Shoutout to Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter!

Other confirmed entries, in no particular order:

Eve Polastri and Vilanelle from Killing Eve, 4 submissions

Squalo and Tiziano from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind, 3 submissions

Vegas Theerapanyakul and Pete Saengtham from Kinnporsche, 3 submissions

Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu from Word of Honor/Faraway Wanderers, 3 submissions

Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives, 3 submissions

Dr Harleen Quinzel AKA Harley Quin and Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy from various DC media, 4 submissions

Mike Walters and Edgar from WOE.BEGONE, 3 submissions

Eustass Kid and Killer from One Piece, 3 submissions

Semi-confirmed entries aka the ones with exactly 2 submissions

Heavy and Medic from Team Fortress 2

Wu Zetian, Li Shimin and Gao Yizhi from Iron Widow

Arsene Lupin III and Daisuke Jigen from Lupin III

goodtimeswithscar, or just Scar, and Grian from hermitcraft

Vriska Serket and Terezi Pyrope from Homestuck

Alana Bloom and Margot Verger from Hannibal

Jack Harkness and John Hart from Doctor Who/Torchwood

Lord Boxman and Professor Venomous from OK KO! Let's Be Heroes

Jesper Fahey and Wylan van Eck from Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone series

Roronoa Zoro and Black Leg Sanji from One Piece

The submission form is here. Please don't submit one couple/ship multiple times, but feel free to submit as many individual couples/ships as you like as long as they fit the criteria.

[penguin-in-love]

he’s fine (his mind is undergoing irreparable damage)

[penguin-in-love]

Saw this in tags to one of my previous posts and thought, yeah, why not draw more

[penguin-in-love]

Perhaps, Edward, We really are meant for each other 🥰💜💚

[penguin-in-love]

old but gold lol

[penguin-in-love]

Imagine being so deep in the closet, that you get all flustered around your dead best friend that you hallucinate to seductively sing to you. Go for it, Ed, you idiot sandwich.

[penguin-in-love]

I smile, my heart races as I feel him… Oh Edward….

[penguin-in-love]