pengeneralist
Pen Generalist
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Writing; screaming into the uncaring void; fighting my semicolon addiction; failing to fight my semicolon addiction.
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pengeneralist · 12 days ago
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read somewhere that the big diff this time around is that the united healthcare CEO shooter, whether thats mangione or not, is a disaffected young man with a gun who correctly identified the guy making him miserable, instead of taking his misery out on the more vulnerable people around him. like we get a lot of shooters in the states, this iota of clarity really is something new.
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pengeneralist · 12 days ago
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pengeneralist · 12 days ago
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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
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pengeneralist · 12 days ago
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pengeneralist · 19 days ago
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pengeneralist · 19 days ago
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Lol, they have an "About Republicans" instead of About Us.
Legend.
For anyone in the US, Penzeys the infamously anti-Trump spice store is running a deal today and tomorrow (12-13th of December) where everything in the store is 50% off IN store and 25% off online with code: RESIST
I’m not sponsored or affiliated. Just someone who likes Penzeys and am about to restock my entire spice cupboard for considerably less than it would normally cost.
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pengeneralist · 19 days ago
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Daily affirmations
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pengeneralist · 20 days ago
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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pengeneralist · 20 days ago
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pengeneralist · 20 days ago
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"Gold Gun"
"Reminder: put gun in suitcase"
"Yes officer sir, I totally forgot that I left my gun in my suitcase from my last International Clown School Program"
CLOWN SCHOOL
IT WAS A BIT ALL ALONG
#clown school
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pengeneralist · 20 days ago
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pengeneralist · 21 days ago
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Hey here is your friendly reminder to not tell your nice boss stuff.
I’m at the executive management level for my very small company and I have 4 people who report directly to me. I am a nice boss. I’m friendly with my employees, I treat them like professional adults, I actively try to create a positive work environment, and I mentor them and make sure they’re advancing in their careers. I do my best to shield them from the rest of management doing stupid shit. My employees like working for me.
The other day one of my employees came to ask if she could change her hours on Mondays. I said yes immediately because it’s helpful for me to know when she’s here and when she’s not, but as long as she gets her work done I don’t care when and where she does it. She then proceeded to tell me that it was so she could attend therapy and like … I will never use this information but … as a general rule don’t fucking do that.
Do not tell your employer shit about your mental or physical health except for the bare minimum needed to request a reasonable accommodation. Even your nice boss can fire you, even your nice boss can unfairly change your working conditions, and even your nice boss at some point is probably going to face pressure from their superiors.
I’m not saying don’t trust your boss with anything ever. I’m just saying that anytime you are in the workplace you need to keep your private information private. You can still have a good relationship with your boss. Your workplace can still be pleasant. But if it ever feels like disclosing private information is required in order to have a good relationship with your boss, please see that as a red flag.
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pengeneralist · 22 days ago
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pengeneralist · 22 days ago
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How many people fit in a private jet?
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i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit
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pengeneralist · 25 days ago
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Of course a woman had the courage to stand up for the integrity of the vetting process. Brava!
MAGA men and their sicophantic servility. Beyond neauseating.
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pengeneralist · 25 days ago
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when I try to show something to a friend related to an interest they like but I know nothing about, I feel like a relative giving them this
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pengeneralist · 26 days ago
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