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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

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CRYING

this damn night won't stop changing omg

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They're like. In love for real. Btw. They make each other soo happy 🙄

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REAL

helena just ain’t got that dog in her that helly r bite like

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me every time i finish a new severance episode

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i love dylan 😭😭😭

'he dumb?' and 'dude what's wrong, you poor up there?' truly some of dylans best hits

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no that’s so true it was CRAZY

natalie said "inclusively re-canonicalized" and "help you see yourself in keir" and i paused, skipped back 10 seconds to hear it again, paused again. processed. went "black kier??? they painted black kier??? no. maybe something else. but they are a fucked up cult. black kier???" then played. lo and behold. black kier. i screamed. alarmed ginger. truly just stared wide eyed at the paintings and then milchick and natalie's reactions. AHHHHHHH

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soooo true i miss helly

to anyone who still believes its helly r down there u guys dont know her like i do. i would recognize her anywhere and she hasnt been seen in 3 episodes i want to see my wife again . just like another certain someone from the same show. give me back my wife helly r

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wait you are actually so so real it’s kind of crazy

Does anyone even gaf

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i love him i love him i love him i love him

might actually be the funniest phil vid ever

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this moment actually made me want to rip thingfs up witb my teeht

how to say "I love you" in x-files [79/?] ⤷ 4.10 — “Paper Hearts”

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ahahashsa

“How did they make that video in two days” did the Abusing Workers Company on the Abusing Workers Show abuse its workers or something

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help me obi juan you're my only ho... i hope she's doing well in heaven

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

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nom nom nom

If he doesn’t look at me like this then I don’t want it

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Actually so obsessed with how much juice there is in this episode, like the fact that choosing to become severed basically brands you as unhireable anywhere else because 1. the ethics and optics of it are so controversial to people 2. outties essentially have no discernible skills that would look good on a resumé because they aren't the ones who actually work, a major cost of the convenience that the procedure offers

Which means they are really only employable by Lumon. They truly do sell their soul to the company store.

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im starting to think so too...

i'm starting to think dan and phil have had sex

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hbd phil from amazingphil