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Ariane walks in on her hyper ass wife struggling to get up

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I have got to get softer I have got to get sluttier I have got to get fatter

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Let this maid clean your dashboard really quick!

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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Look at them tiptoeing.

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

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does anyone have the "you should give him some pussy" tweet please

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

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pangolin harlequin

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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it’s Tuesday. time for rat milk circle

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reblog to turn prev into a big bottom heavy pear shaped creature

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reblog to turn prev into a big bottom heavy pear shaped creature

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reblog to turn prev into a big bottom heavy pear shaped creature