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Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence
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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
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Mundane days are special too you know… Happy August….
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"im developing a certain fondness for the enemy" My fondest friend just got his chest caved in by a cannon ball Half of our foremast is underwater Nobodys at the helm Bro The sea will serve as our grave if you dont get your shit together
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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever
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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
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incredible scenes in josh johnson's yt comments
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Dreaming of childhood and summer and lemonade and grass with daisies in it and running through sprinklers and devouring books in an afternoon and trying to swing high enough to fly
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I'm going to start calling manageable tasks defeatable tasks instead because the energy I'm about to tackle them with is deserving of the expressions of an epic battle
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