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Essential Oils for Depression & Anxiety
Bergamot ~ eases depression, stress, anxiety
Frankincense ~ used to aid in treating depression
Lemon Balm ~ Eases depression, releases emotions of the heart.
Neroli ~ Naturally calming. Hypertension, anxiety, hysteria, insomnia, and some skin conditions.
Vetiver ~ Calming; anti-anxiety, helps induce sleep, helps ease past emotional traumas.
Lemon & Orange ~ Stress reducers
Tangerine ~ Contains esters and aldehydes that are sedating and calming helping with anxiety and nervousness.
Valerian ~ Calms the nervous system. Can be used to help treat insomnia.
Ylang Ylang ~ anti-depressant, anti-anxiety
Geranium ~ Helps release negative memories and nervous tension. Uplifting.
Marjoram ~ Calms the nerves.
Jasmine ~ Uplifting and relaxing. Used for depression and nervous exhaustion.
Sandalwood ~ Stimulates the limbic system of the brain, the center of emotions. Eases the mind.
Black Pepper ~ Energizing, stimulating.
Lavender ~ Reduces mental stress, one of the most studied for relieving anxiety.
Roman Chamomile ~ Reduces stress, depression, and helps insomnia.
Hi!! These are to help ease depression, anxiety, and to sooth mental illnesses. These are not to be used in place of medication or therapy, but can be used in conjunction. Click Here for hotlines in case you need some extra, unbiased help. Good vibes to you! ~*~
Please make sure you test out a tiny bit to make sure you’re not allergic and that you like the smell. Most essential oils are not meant for consumption. Best if used with a carrier oil such as sweet almond or olive oil. You can anoint the back of your neck, behind the ears, temples, wrists, feet, ankles, put them in a diffuser, etc.
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Hoe Tips
Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕
1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.
2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.
3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.
4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.
5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.
6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!
7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.
8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.
9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.
10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.
11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.
12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.
13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8
14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.
15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator
16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.
17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.
18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.
19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants
20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.
21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.
22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today
23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.
24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.
25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.
26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.
27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.
28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.
29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏
30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone
31. Shave your coochie under water
32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah
33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it
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Aries ~Fire Breathing Cocktail
~ thai chili syrup, pink peppercorn, raspberry puree, Bacardi DragonBerry, lemongrass
Taurus ~ Espresso Martini
vodka, coffee liquor, espresso, mocha sprinkles
Gemini ~ Smoking Hooka Blue Caterpillar Cocktail
malibu rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, blue sugar
Cancer ~ Your very own fairy godmother
pink lemonade, coconut rum, cool whip, icing sugar, plum, syrup
Leo ~ Birthday cake martini
marshmallows, sprinkes, vodka, amerello, strawberries, oreos, honey, chocolate liquor
Virgo ~ Hippie Juice
watermelon vodka, coconut malibu rum, pink lemonade, water, strawberries
Libra ~ Love Potion
pink lemonade, raspberry sherbet, sprite, vodka
Scorpio ~ Witches Brew
DragonBerry rum, blue curacao, creme de banana, lime juice
Sagittarius ~ Aurora Jungle Juice
tonic water, vodka, pink lemonade, cinnamon
Capricorn ~ Velvet Snowflake
vanilla vodka, creme de cacao, white chocolate, cake sprinkles
Aquarius ~ Galaxy Lemonade
bacardi, raspberry liquor, lemonade, grenadine, blue curacao
Pisces ~ Sea foam Sangria
blue heaven punch, lemonade, blue curacao, citrus
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“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”
Johnny Depp (via goodreadss)
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yes because talking about my trauma on a public platform is so destructive, it’s not destructive to keep it to myself and hurt myself or have sex i don’t want to have though.
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IMPORTANT QUESTION/: HOW TO STOP SPLITTING N STARTING SHIT WIT MY FP,,,, SASJJDKXMSLDKNCJEJCKCJDODODIJ
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